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You may fall from the sky,you may fall from a tree,but the best way to fall..........is in love with me
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Wait - I didn't mean "slap me just for fun"...
That didn't sound right... |
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not quite a pick up line but I have used it...."you fell in love and I fell asleep"
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If I received a nickel everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have five cents
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10 cents...
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C'mon baby you can be my dawg and I can be your tree & you can pee on me!
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C'mon baby you can be my dawg and I can be your tree & you can pee on me! |
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If I received a nickel everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have five cents Tina, with all these lines you're postin', I'm beginnin' to think you're not the virgin you tol' me you wuz! |
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If I received a nickel everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have five cents Tina, with all these lines you're postin', I'm beginnin' to think you're not the virgin you tol' me you wuz! 
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Do you work for UPS?I could've have swown I saw you checking out my package.
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My all time favorite one that I used to use, back when I really didn't give a sh*t, and women had a sense of humor....
I would walk up to them and say... " Excuse me, but....would it bother you if I started stalking you??? " It actually worked a couple of times...lol |
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Hi, mind if I watch what does'nt work before I come up with something that will make you want to come home with me?
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Wanna go for some pizza and a f*ck, or don't you like pizza?
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Fat Penguin...
Sorry, just thought i'd say something to break the ice Nice outfit, it'd look even better on my floor excuse me, miss? Do you have a quarter? I have just GOT to call your mom and thank her Hey, listen someone just farted, lets get out of here |
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Sat 11/22/08 01:38 PM
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Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"
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