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| Topic: Random things to do at a Wedding Reception. | |
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Flirt with your single new cousins from the groom's side. Find one of the new female cousins from groom's side and get the dirty about that side of the family (after a few shots of course). Drag people out of the dance floor! Have fun and congrads to your mom! 
Awwww thanks Tanya! Cousins.......lordy, I never thought at almost 40 years old I would be getting new cousins....hehehe. |
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Bring a midget with you, and proclaim that he is your new boy toy. You two can do the macarena, get toasted, and once it is time to toast the bride and groom...ahhhhhh, I am sure you will come up with something grand to say. Where does one get a midget on such short notice? show up wearing biker chaps and a thong In the same token, where does a big girl get a thong on such short notice? 
You can rent midgets from a talent agency. They cost about $50/hr-150/hr depending on what your plans are. Kmart carries thongs. |
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My friend suggested over the telephone to wrap condoms anonymously for the happy Golden Buckeye couple....but because of the mixed company I don't have the heart to do it. The groom would think it's hilarious but his kids would probably shrink in mortification. Who gives a damn what they'd think? It's not their day! Well you know, have to keep the peace and all...lol |
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You can rent midgets from a talent agency. They cost about $50/hr-150/hr depending on what your plans are. Kmart carries thongs. A Kmart thong on such a special occasion? Well I never.... |
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Do the Robot.
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Do the Robot. So far I'm doing the conga, macarena and now the robot. Might as well add in the bunny hop! |
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Do the Robot. So far I'm doing the conga, macarena and now the robot. Might as well add in the bunny hop! Why Not? After all wedding s are supposed to be fun 
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Don't forget to just by a card as a present, and stick it on the biggest box at the reception (of course throwing the old card away)
While making a toast don't forget to talk about how you once knew this guy named Tom, he lived in Oregon and we used to go walking together, sometimes we'd just go to the mall, but other times we'd go other places, etc., etc. Just make sure that story goes absolutely no where. Then, while doing the chicken dance, do the funky chicken dance. Oh, and don't forget to take a lampshade, it isn't a party until someone is running around wearing a lampshade. |
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Little sidenote: the grooms kids (grown like me) are not fun or very into us all becoming on big happy family. I tried to make jokes at the actual wedding to lighten the mood which fell very flat. Maybe my random act can include them!!! 
My daughter is getting married in 7 weeks. My ex husband and wife will be there. We are all amicable, but a lot of couples will be there. I thought about bringing a date, but the family doesn't like my exBF. Anyway, now he's ex so I've considered renting an escort .. there's gonna be lots of dancing, yada yada. 
I want someone I don't have to 'entertain' or worry bout. I have guy friends who could escort me, but then I have to be sure they are having a good time. Escorts do what they do & are detached about it. No babysitting while I try to attend to my daughter
So ............ my point was how bout an escort service
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Don't forget to just by a card as a present, and stick it on the biggest box at the reception (of course throwing the old card away) While making a toast don't forget to talk about how you once knew this guy named Tom, he lived in Oregon and we used to go walking together, sometimes we'd just go to the mall, but other times we'd go other places, etc., etc. Just make sure that story goes absolutely no where. Then, while doing the chicken dance, do the funky chicken dance. Oh, and don't forget to take a lampshade, it isn't a party until someone is running around wearing a lampshade. HMMMMMMMMM I think I just found a fun escort
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My brother is a bigger flirt then I am and during my speech for him I talked about how many women he went through to find his wife and then I pulled out a pile of paper with names printed on it and said if anyone wants the list it's right here.
The whole place burst out laughing except my brother. He turned beat red. He could read the names and realized that I had gotten all the names out of his black book and printed them out with addresses and phone numbers |
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Don't forget to just by a card as a present, and stick it on the biggest box at the reception (of course throwing the old card away) While making a toast don't forget to talk about how you once knew this guy named Tom, he lived in Oregon and we used to go walking together, sometimes we'd just go to the mall, but other times we'd go other places, etc., etc. Just make sure that story goes absolutely no where. Then, while doing the chicken dance, do the funky chicken dance. Oh, and don't forget to take a lampshade, it isn't a party until someone is running around wearing a lampshade. HMMMMMMMMM I think I just found a fun escort
Well, I can do it, but I'm not cheap!! 
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Don't forget to just by a card as a present, and stick it on the biggest box at the reception (of course throwing the old card away) While making a toast don't forget to talk about how you once knew this guy named Tom, he lived in Oregon and we used to go walking together, sometimes we'd just go to the mall, but other times we'd go other places, etc., etc. Just make sure that story goes absolutely no where. Then, while doing the chicken dance, do the funky chicken dance. Oh, and don't forget to take a lampshade, it isn't a party until someone is running around wearing a lampshade. HMMMMMMMMM I think I just found a fun escort
Well, I can do it, but I'm not cheap!!
LOL .. are you kidding? After this wedding I will have to rent MYSELF out as an escort. 
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Don't forget to just by a card as a present, and stick it on the biggest box at the reception (of course throwing the old card away) While making a toast don't forget to talk about how you once knew this guy named Tom, he lived in Oregon and we used to go walking together, sometimes we'd just go to the mall, but other times we'd go other places, etc., etc. Just make sure that story goes absolutely no where. Then, while doing the chicken dance, do the funky chicken dance. Oh, and don't forget to take a lampshade, it isn't a party until someone is running around wearing a lampshade. HMMMMMMMMM I think I just found a fun escort
Well, I can do it, but I'm not cheap!!
LOL .. are you kidding? After this wedding I will have to rent MYSELF out as an escort.
What will your rate be?? 
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Don't forget to just by a card as a present, and stick it on the biggest box at the reception (of course throwing the old card away) While making a toast don't forget to talk about how you once knew this guy named Tom, he lived in Oregon and we used to go walking together, sometimes we'd just go to the mall, but other times we'd go other places, etc., etc. Just make sure that story goes absolutely no where. Then, while doing the chicken dance, do the funky chicken dance. Oh, and don't forget to take a lampshade, it isn't a party until someone is running around wearing a lampshade. HMMMMMMMMM I think I just found a fun escort
Well, I can do it, but I'm not cheap!!
LOL .. are you kidding? After this wedding I will have to rent MYSELF out as an escort.
Maybe we can just charge each other the same amount, break even on the whole thing. Don't worry, I'll give you my "friend" rate. 
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Do the Robot. So far I'm doing the conga, macarena and now the robot. Might as well add in the bunny hop! |
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Wish I'd of thought of this days ago when it could have been used.
Tie a string to the table cloth on the gift and/or cake table, the other one to the bumper of the "getaway car" |
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Wish I'd of thought of this days ago when it could have been used. Tie a string to the table cloth on the gift and/or cake table, the other one to the bumper of the "getaway car" Your bad!
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For your speach, make it like a fairy tale, using a little girls voice.
Once upon a time in a land far far away, *change voice* comeon donkey..... |
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The last wedding I went to solo, everyone asked me where my bf (at the time) was. Instead of having to tell them we'd split and bomb a wedding for my family, I told them all I ditched him because I never get to dance with family anymore. I spent the night dancing with everyone and it was the best time I ever had at a wedding.
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