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| Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 2 | |
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In golf...who came up with the terms (par, birdie, bogie, etc?)
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How old is the dog that can't learn new tricks?
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How is it possible that at approx 2500 feet HIGHER elevation tonight, I ran about 3x further than my usual distance ability?
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How many glasses of wine are too many?
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If you drink tea but not coffee and wine but not beer...does that make you a tea-totaling wino?
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If trick or treater's don't do a trick for their treat, are you obligated to give them candy?
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How many pillows are too many for one person?
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In golf...who came up with the terms (par, birdie, bogie, etc?) The same demented sadist who came up with the game in the first place. Lewis Black said " Golf was invented for those times when you don't hate yourself enough in the morning. " |
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How old is the dog that can't learn new tricks? Well...my dog is four and I can't seem to teach him a damn thing now...lol |
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How is it possible that at approx 2500 feet HIGHER elevation tonight, I ran about 3x further than my usual distance ability? The thinner air had you concentrating more on your breathing than on your distance. |
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How many glasses of wine are too many? One more than what you have had. |
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If you drink tea but not coffee and wine but not beer...does that make you a tea-totaling wino? I don't know.....but THAT is some funny sh*t right there...lmao |
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How many glasses of wine are too many? One more than what you have had. Well then let's get pouring! Care to join me? |
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If you drink tea but not coffee and wine but not beer...does that make you a tea-totaling wino? I don't know.....but THAT is some funny sh*t right there...lmao Just wondering cuz that's ME! 
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If trick or treater's don't do a trick for their treat, are you obligated to give them candy? Yes. If you don't, they'll pull some kind of trick on you. Lighting a bag of dog crap on fire on a person's porch used to work pretty well. |
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How many pillows are too many for one person? Two more than you currently have. :-) |
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How many pillows are too many for one person? Two more than you currently have. :-) More wine! More pillows! I am so glad to know that I am not overdoing any of my vices (yet) tonight! |
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Happy to help.
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when will i no longer be a scratching post?
why is it some people think its totally ok to be late to everything? when are we going to see this tutu, on your body, that you mentioned earlier? why can i not bring myself to cut my hair, been threatening to do it for years? why are most of the horror movies today crap? why is a box the best toy ever? how did the babies get so spoiled and who did it? will i ever find a better job? i think that will be good for now........have some time that i have to make up for. 
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when will i no longer be a scratching post? When you get them declawed...lol why is it some people think its totally ok to be late to everything?
I have no idea. My friend actually has a PLAN for how he's going to be late to his own funeral. when are we going to see this tutu, on your body, that you mentioned earlier?
Nevah!!!!! why can i not bring myself to cut my hair, been threatening to do it for years?
Because you have grown quite attached to it. Well..it's grown attached to you....but you know what I mean. why are most of the horror movies today crap?
Because we grew up watching all those cheesy Jason movies. why is a box the best toy ever?
Imagination!!! how did the babies get so spoiled and who did it?
Grandma, Grandpa, and all the aunts and uncles who can send them HOME when they are done spoiling them rotten. will i ever find a better job?
Not if you don't look. :-) i think that will be good for now........have some time that i have to make up for.
Yes. Yes you do. lol |
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