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As seen only on mingle2
New & improved--(I always wondered how something could be new and improved at the same time..oh well..  )
Just $19.99 a limited time offer PLUS S&H. Attitude Pill--This pill comes with a free pair of custom sunglasses in case seeing colors besides black & white should cause uncomfortableness to the eyes. Responsibility Pill--Comes with it's very own GOLD carrying case. Mixed with other pills, or even touching other pills will inhibit absorption. Whining Pill--Comes with a magnificent CD of other sounds. Take pill immediately if you should find these sounds pleasant. Anti-pleasant Pill--comes with timer..to remind you to take your whining pill. Life sucks pill--comes with vacuum hose just in case you wonder off into the part of life that doesn't suck. Just connect the vacuum hose, it will give you that fake feeling that life sucks ALL the time. Intelligence Pill--comes with a free, one time only common sense pill. The Present Pill--Comes with chair and seatbelt in case being jerked from the past in to the present is too much of a jolt. The Pity Pill--Comes with a picture of a crowd of people. This gives you the sense that there's others who will always give you attention. Do It Yourself Pill--Comes with tools that you can actually use...most people use them all the time. We also have the MAGIC Pill--You'll have to email us at LALALALALA@internet.com or call 1-LAL-ALA-LALA for more information. This pill is expensive, has to be continually taken and you must order the bubble that comes with it. These NEW & IMPROVED pills come with a guarantee that if you are not 100% satisfied, we will send you a FREE Satisfaction Pill and also...get this...a FREE Sarcastic Pill that comes with the sound of nails being dragged across the blackboard and an old tape that keeps playing "Have a nice Day". Order now, with your CC# and we'll throw in, absolutely FREEEEE again...a Gawd it's Monday sticker! |
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I love it!!!!
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 OMG, that was too good
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All we need now is a pill that allows people to write a profile with some actual substance and content --
Nahhhh, there are some things that will forever remain beyond the realm of medical science.... 
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All we need now is a pill that allows people to write a profile with some actual substance and content -- Nahhhh, there are some things that will forever remain beyond the realm of medical science....
dayumn lex, now i have to go back to the lab!!! |
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Lex,
I went back thru one of our older catalogs, it's not new or improved yet, but we have a hallucination pill---should be given at birth. It comes with a globe. If you slap it two or three times, it makes you think the world revolves around you faster then it truly is. 
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Lex, I went back thru one of our older catalogs, it's not new or improved yet, but we have a hallucination pill---should be given at birth. It comes with a globe. If you slap it two or three times, it makes you think the world revolves around you faster then it truly is.
Yikes, I don't know what to write here!
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Lex, I went back thru one of our older catalogs, it's not new or improved yet, but we have a hallucination pill---should be given at birth. It comes with a globe. If you slap it two or three times, it makes you think the world revolves around you faster then it truly is.
Yikes, I don't know what to write here!
  
No no...tell me it ain't so. |
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depressed?
over worked? job suck? unappreciated? family problem? money worries? well here is a pill for you! FUKITOL 1000mg when life just blows....fukitol! |
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depressed? over worked? job suck? unappreciated? family problem? money worries? well here is a pill for you! FUKITOL 1000mg when life just blows....fukitol! comes with the book "Bloom Where you are Planted" and a box of ragweed seeds! |
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Sat 10/18/08 11:39 AM
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Good pill list.
There's a discount on Chill Pills, in Alaska, for whatever those things are supposed to do. |
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Good pill list. There's a discount on Chill Pills, in Alaska, for whatever those things are supposed to do. They come with some beans and crackers! Relax and let that rumbling sound in your stomach give you a warm feeling all over. |
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Edited by
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Good pill list. There's a discount on Chill Pills, in Alaska, for whatever those things are supposed to do. They come with some beans and crackers! Relax and let that rumbling sound in your stomach give you a warm feeling all over. and anyone near you will be running for the hills...lol |
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Good pill list. There's a discount on Chill Pills, in Alaska, for whatever those things are supposed to do. They come with some beans and crackers! Relax and let that rumbling sound in your stomach give you a warm feeling all over. and anyone near you will be running for the hills...lol there's also a New & Improved pill for that too! 
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depressed? over worked? job suck? unappreciated? family problem? money worries? well here is a pill for you! FUKITOL 1000mg when life just blows....fukitol! Can I get a year's supply?? I prefer the IV please!! |
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As seen only on mingle2 New & improved--(I always wondered how something could be new and improved at the same time..oh well.. )
Just $19.99 a limited time offer PLUS S&H. Attitude Pill--This pill comes with a free pair of custom sunglasses in case seeing colors besides black & white should cause uncomfortableness to the eyes. Responsibility Pill--Comes with it's very own GOLD carrying case. Mixed with other pills, or even touching other pills will inhibit absorption. Whining Pill--Comes with a magnificent CD of other sounds. Take pill immediately if you should find these sounds pleasant. Anti-pleasant Pill--comes with timer..to remind you to take your whining pill. Life sucks pill--comes with vacuum hose just in case you wonder off into the part of life that doesn't suck. Just connect the vacuum hose, it will give you that fake feeling that life sucks ALL the time. Intelligence Pill--comes with a free, one time only common sense pill. The Present Pill--Comes with chair and seatbelt in case being jerked from the past in to the present is too much of a jolt. The Pity Pill--Comes with a picture of a crowd of people. This gives you the sense that there's others who will always give you attention. Do It Yourself Pill--Comes with tools that you can actually use...most people use them all the time. We also have the MAGIC Pill--You'll have to email us at LALALALALA@internet.com or call 1-LAL-ALA-LALA for more information. This pill is expensive, has to be continually taken and you must order the bubble that comes with it. These NEW & IMPROVED pills come with a guarantee that if you are not 100% satisfied, we will send you a FREE Satisfaction Pill and also...get this...a FREE Sarcastic Pill that comes with the sound of nails being dragged across the blackboard and an old tape that keeps playing "Have a nice Day". Order now, with your CC# and we'll throw in, absolutely FREEEEE again...a Gawd it's Monday sticker! I"ll take a bottle of each. Please add rush delivery and leave the childproof caps off. That kinda defeats the purpose.
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depressed? over worked? job suck? unappreciated? family problem? money worries? well here is a pill for you! FUKITOL 1000mg when life just blows....fukitol! Can I get a year's supply?? I prefer the IV please!! BTW, can you include a bottle of vodka? I need it to hit the blood stream fast!! 
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Good pill list. There's a discount on Chill Pills, in Alaska, for whatever those things are supposed to do. They come with some beans and crackers! Relax and let that rumbling sound in your stomach give you a warm feeling all over. and anyone near you will be running for the hills...lol there's also a New & Improved pill for that too!
why? that would help keep your boss a good distance away from you, and maybe even let you go home early |
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