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Topic: I want a new drug
cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Sat 10/18/08 02:33 PM
depressed? over worked? job suck? unappreciated? family problem? money worries? well here is a pill for you! FUKITOL 1000mg when life just blows....fukitol! Can I get a year's supply?? I prefer the IV please!! BTW, can you include a bottle of vodka? I need it to hit the blood stream fast!! you want that in your IV too?

aztmom Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 184	Sat 10/18/08 04:54 PM Edited by aztmom on Sat 10/18/08 04:55 PM
depressed? over worked? job suck? unappreciated? family problem? money worries? well here is a pill for you! FUKITOL 1000mg when life just blows....fukitol! Can I get a year's supply?? I prefer the IV please!! BTW, can you include a bottle of vodka? I need it to hit the blood stream fast!! you want that in your IV too? Naw, that I wanna drink? Join me??

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Sun 10/19/08 01:27 AM
Cotton I went back into one of the old catalogs found a pill just for you Complain Pill--comes with a bobble head Church Lady doll, saying "Ain't you special".

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sun 10/19/08 01:34 AM
nice, the exclusive mingle pills.

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Sun 10/19/08 01:36 AM
aztmom, For you we have a stressed out pill--comes with a set of plates to give others so they can keep piling it on!

DMCL74 Joined Mon 10/13/08 Posts: 3	Sun 10/19/08 01:36 AM
TELL NEO I GOT EM 4 DA LOW

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Sun 10/19/08 01:38 AM
quote] nice, the exclusive mingle pills. Rare, for you we have the hair growth pill---comes with your very own barber!

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sun 10/19/08 01:39 AM
you keep the barber, i have no intentions of parting with this awesome lushness.

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Sun 10/19/08 01:41 AM
you keep the barber, i have no intentions of parting with this awesome lushness. every pill you order comes with something free...so he's yours!

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sun 10/19/08 01:42 AM
why cant it be a pretty woman barber?

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Sun 10/19/08 01:47 AM
why cant it be a pretty woman barber? Maybe it is, send $19.99 plus S&H and you'll see

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sun 10/19/08 01:49 AM
you should be on those commericals

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Sun 10/19/08 01:50 AM
and if you send me $19.99 and S&H i`ll have koury send you a surprise

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sun 10/19/08 01:53 AM
ill pass cotton

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Sun 10/19/08 01:54 AM
ill pass cotton that could be painful!

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Sun 10/19/08 01:56 AM
ill pass cotton ok, i`ll tell her not to send the 56in flat screen TV because you said you`ll pass...lol

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sun 10/19/08 01:57 AM
ill pass cotton ok, i`ll tell her not to send the 56in flat screen TV because you said you`ll pass...lol i have no room whatsoever for more things

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Sun 10/19/08 02:16 AM
ill pass cotton ok, i`ll tell her not to send the 56in flat screen TV because you said you`ll pass...lol i have no room whatsoever for more things do you feel over stuffed...I'm sure we have a pill for that too. I need to remind you tho, depending on what zip code you live in, that S&H is going to pile up...that barber..male OR female..they've been over stuffed too.

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sun 10/19/08 02:20 AM
ill pass cotton ok, i`ll tell her not to send the 56in flat screen TV because you said you`ll pass...lol i have no room whatsoever for more things do you feel over stuffed...I'm sure we have a pill for that too. I need to remind you tho, depending on what zip code you live in, that S&H is going to pile up...that barber..male OR female..they've been over stuffed too. im not sure how to figure that one out.

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Sun 10/19/08 03:41 AM
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