Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 114 | |
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HA!! I picked up Spidy an she farted oh ........stinky!! |
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first time my cat has noticbly farted
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<---picks up pretty painted pillows from Pompano...
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<----peels panties off the poodle from Paris...
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HA!!
I got a photo of her sleeping behind my monitor a little while ago , it looks like my monitor has cat legs |
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"P" -day??
<--pets her pu$$y in her pajamas |
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<--pats precious ***** cat while playing pogo
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<----pisses off people from Pennsylvania pompously
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peels purple polka dots while plucking princess pickles from the patio
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<--prays people will pick up the prune juice and poop off the purple walls
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ponders purposfully passionate pleasures
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<--pees in porridge
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pictures people picking plums
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<-- purrs peacefully while picking PREY!
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piddles in the poutine
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passes the pot
while posing in the periwinkles and then pummills the pumkins an the pommegranites and the perogies into the place..... pausing.... pondering...... percalating purpousterous pooperpalapragulisticiparys |
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perhaps, your pu$$Y purrs?
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dd,
if i know i have bald tires and i drive like a maniac in the rain...and lose control of my car, and crash...do i get to blame the tire manufacturer ? and will the government bail me out? |
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<----puts on pretty pajamas while peeking at profiles
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<--pontificates the prince of Paraguay while pruning pineapples
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