Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING-DONG!"


Yo mama so poor your family eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

ur mama is so fat they forklift her to the next floor

yo mama so fat her belt size is equator

yo mama so fat her belt size is equator

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

yo mamma is so fat that she walks around kentucky fried chicken licking everyones fingers...

yo mama is so stupid she goes to n all u can eat buffet with a big fork!

ur mama is so fat she uses the fire hydrate has a dildo

ur mama is so fat she uses the fire hydrate has a dildo