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Topic: Your MAMA jokes!!!
willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:47 PM
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:48 PM
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 06:49 PM
yo mama is so ugly it took 2 months to fix her face to normal

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:50 PM
Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:51 PM
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 06:52 PM
ur mama is so fat she ate her hand off n now has a spork as a hand

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:52 PM
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:53 PM
Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:53 PM
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 06:54 PM
yo mama is so ugly she thinks that mullets are sexy

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:55 PM
I'll give you guys a chance to catch up...bye for now.

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:55 PM
yo mama is so ugly she thinks that mullets are sexy lol....you're trying.....i applaud you for that, lol!!!

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 06:57 PM
yo mama is so fat u take her to a car wash to bath her

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Mon 09/22/08 09:16 PM
Your mama is so ugly, she have Shaba Ranks, saying, DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Mon 09/22/08 09:19 PM
Your Mam is so Fat, when she stands in front of the thinning Mirror at the Circus, She is still Fat

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Mon 09/22/08 09:22 PM
Your Mama is so Fat, when she gets in her car too drive, she has too steer with her Tits

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Mon 09/22/08 09:24 PM
Your Mama is so Fat, She cant Rock, and Roll She just Roll

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Mon 09/22/08 09:31 PM
Your Mama is so Fat Pres. Bush tried too hire her too balance the Budget

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Tue 09/23/08 08:49 AM
yo mama is so fat when she walks people think theres a earthquke

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Tue 09/23/08 03:07 PM
And how are the amateurs doing today? I tried to give you guys a chance to think of some new ones...but no one seems to be up to challenge me so..... I will just keep going! Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

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