A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
He passed a sign that said "low bridge ahead."

Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead
of him and he got stuck under the bridge. Cars
were backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car pulled up. The cop got
out of his car and walked around to the truck
driver, put his hands on his hips and said,
"Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver true to his nature said, "No officer,... I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas!"

The least I could do in return for you protecting this great land of ours...hats off to you as well.

HEY!!! Winx posted this joke just two days ago!!!!

Still funny though.

Sherlock Holmes and Watson were camping in the forest.
They had gone to bed and were lying beneath the night
sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?"

"I see thousands of stars."

"And what does that mean to you?" Holmes asked.

"I suppose it means that of all the planets in the
universe, we are truly fortunate to be here on Earth.
We are small in God's eyes, but should struggle every
day to be worthy of our blessings. In a meteorological
sense, it means we'll have a sunny day tomorrow. What
does it mean to you, Holmes?"

"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."

An elderly gent was invited to his old friend's home for
dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his
buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing
terms - "Honey," "My Love," "Darling," "Sweetheart,"
"Pumpkin," etc. The couple had been married almost 70
years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and
said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these
years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."

The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth,"
he said. "I forgot her name about 10 years ago."

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one
day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young
man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said
the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very
latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"
and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash,
the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until
you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that,
he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally
eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite
because the electricity was cut off this morning."

Do they have English courses at Ike College?

My 'shooting off' was merely a response to YOUR failure to present your point clearly...you are the one who had to clarify....How can I judge you? I don't even know you.
But I do have the right to voice my own opinion on MY topic don't I?

So in the future...save the veiled threats for your kids or the white belts in your class...because they are the ONLY ones who will listen to them.

well said

I can see it...I'm a big guy and I went back to school at 30 and got my degree.

Like I said...you can't knock Kimbo.....He's a 34 year old thug who saw an opportunity to get off the streets....I would have done the same thing for as long as I could, LOL!

Hmmm......I thought the UFC was the WWE of MMA? They seem to have the best fighters, their own reality show, the sellout crowds...but I guess as a fan and not a practitioner...you know the real deal.

And by the way...I am 6'2...300lbs of muscle with a black belt in TaeKwonDo and Jujitsu....I would not only tell him in his face, but dare him to do anything about it.

It was bound to happen sooner or later. The overnight sensation formerly known as Kevin Ferguson aka Kimbo Slice has FINALLY been revealed as a fraud.

I can't say that I blame Kimbo. The former homeless thug that became the King of the Internet Street Fighters was just taking advantage of an opportunity that allowed him to stay out of crime and feed his kids. Anyone in his situation would have done the same thing. The blame should fall on Elite XC and CBS for trying to fool America.

As a fellow martial artist myself, I resent Elite XC and CBS for still perpetrating the myth that MMA is nothing more than organized Tough Man competitions. MMA is a very disciplined and organized sport with its roots in ALL forms of martial arts, including JuJitsu, Judo, and Wrestling. The sports has grown because of the dedication, dedication, blood, sweat, and pain that its participants have paid to make it possible. And to think that you can take a guy who has no claim but beating up bums for money and make him a headliner on prime-time TV by just hyping him up is an insult to everyone who not only participates, but who are fans of MMA.

Kimbo got beat because he is a bum, period...It takes YEARS to get to the level and abilities of the Randy Coutoure's and the Chuck Liddell's. And the travesty is that Kimbo fell for the WEAKEST move of all....feint with a kick and throw a jab...it's like the FIRST move you learn in any martial art!

Kimbo's fifteen minutes are up....he should take his money, get an education, and learn how to make that money grow (diversify my brother!) because after that display Saturday night, he will NEVER, EVER be on any pay per view or free television event again.

First of all...I said AMERICA....I would not expect someone who doesn't live in America to have empathy or understand.....

Second, no one asked you to be an activist....All that was asked for was your opinion and you gave it. It was appreciated. So I really don't understand why you are getting so bent out of shape? This is merely a discussion and personally, I don't really care if you carry a placard or a banner.

My Race was the Big Wheel vs the Green Machine after school...Green Machine....Green Machine....

I STILL think girls are icky!! lol

I APPLAUD YOUR HONESTY!!!I believe that this is how most White people deal with this issue. They acknowledge its existence, then run from it without realizing that its their problem as well.

Until we can get ALL sides to accept and deal with it, racism will just keep rolling, rolling, rolling....keep them racists rolling......sorry, Rawhide is on....

And just because Mr. Obama is in the position he's in doesn't mean that racism is on the decline.

I choose to believe that racism has evolved over the years and it is no longer 'neanderthal' with lynchings, public beatings, separatism, etc. I believe that racism affects me in only one way now: economically. I have many opportunities to succeed today that my parents didn't have and I am grateful, but I don't stand a chance against a closet racist who I have to go to for a job, a house, a loan, a car.....get my drift?

I agree.....both sides are guilty because the one GLARING characteristic about racism is that it is a mindset, and passed down from generation to generation.