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Topic: Your MAMA jokes!!!
Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:28 PM
ur mama is so fat she thought Jababa the hut was a real person!!

SkaryKoolAide Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 1154	Mon 09/22/08 05:29 PM
yo mama's teeth so yellow....shes spits butter!!!

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Mon 09/22/08 05:29 PM
Your Mama was so Ugly, the Dog licks her face thinking it his ass

laidroccordial Joined Sun 12/30/07 Posts: 568	Mon 09/22/08 05:30 PM
she is not!!!(falls on the floor in the fetal position and starts crying) the leprechauns are coming!!!

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:30 PM
yo mama is sop stupid she though that liquid paper was mayonaise

Nova86 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 4547	Mon 09/22/08 05:30 PM
your momma is so nasty that she started stripping at Ponderosa steak house to get a free meal

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:31 PM
ur mama is so stupid she thought that dog **** was chocolate

Nova86 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 4547	Mon 09/22/08 05:31 PM
your momma is so hairy that she got hit on by the monkeys at the zoo

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:32 PM
ur mama is hairy people mistaken her as Chewbacca

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:34 PM
Yo Mamas teeth so crooked...they were on americas most wanted.

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:34 PM
yo mama is so stupid she thought the Dinosaurs tv show was real

Nova86 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 4547	Mon 09/22/08 05:34 PM
your momma's teeth are so yellow that cars start slowing down when she walks on the sidewalk

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:35 PM
Her teeth are so crooked...she can eat corn on the cob through a pickett fence... Yo mamas so fat...when she wears a red dress...People shout, "HEY ! Kool-Aid !!!"

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:36 PM
ur mama is so fat shes a special member at old country buffet

Nova86 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 4547	Mon 09/22/08 05:37 PM
your momma is so hairy that she has to go to a pet grooming place to get a hair cut

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:37 PM
yo mamas so fat...she plays pool with the planets yo mamas so old...shes in Jesus' yearbook

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:38 PM
so mama is so stupid she told her friends that shes expecting puppies cause shes pregnant

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:39 PM
ur mama is so fat shes needs double doors to get in or brings her own butter

Nova86 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 4547	Mon 09/22/08 05:40 PM
ur momma is so ugly that extreme makeover turned her down

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:40 PM
Yo mamas ***** is so stank...people have to eat it on Fear Factor... Yo mamas arm pitts are so hairy...she look like shes got buckwhat in a headlock... You mamas head so bald...I can read her mind... yo mamas glasses so thick...when she looks at a map she can see people waving...

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