So my cell phone is set on vibrate from where I had visited a friend in the hospital Saturday night. Yesterday morning I am standing in my yard sipping on some coffee my phone is in my front pocket. My neighbor Joe comes over and as we are standing there he notices a spider web in the corner of my house. We walk over for a closer look. We are looking at this spider that was huge! My neighbor is standing in front of me and all of a sudden my phone rings (vibrates). I throw my coffee (by now it was just luke warm) all over his back! I was laughing so hard! It gets worse. Later yesterday afternoon I am drinking a beer and I hear several neighbors outside and I go out and to shoot the breeze. Just as I'm taking a drink of beer Joe says to all "well at least yall didn't start off your day smelling like Juan Valdez" in which I blew the beer out of my mouth and you guessed it...I covered Joe! He didn't find it as funny the second time but I am still laughing my ass off. Hi my friends!!!!

(((((((((((((((((((MBD)))))))))))))))))))))


Where have you been hiding! Miss your stories. Always nice to start the day with a laugh at somebody else s expense.

poor Joe

I missed you all as well.

Buy him a raincoat

Dude

Poor Joe

Oh I am so glad you are back. Now I can get my daily morning ROFLMFAO routine back.


Let's just hope Joe brings an umbrella the next time he sees ya!

Here's to a "Cup of Joe"

I think with MBD as a neighbor Joe might playit safe and dress up like the Gorton's Fisherman

i think if i were Joe,every time i came to your house i would be armed with a fully loaded super soaker...time for some pay back...

That poor guy!!!!

Guess they won't be inviting you to the block party!

lmaooooooooooooooo POOR JOE!!!

mmmm think if my day started like that I hide the rest of the day just to be on the safe side. experience taught me if it starts like that does not get any better just pray tommorrow is