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Topic: I sincerely apologise
Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Sat 08/30/08 10:04 AM
I snuck into the liguor and then went gambling and won 10,000 so drinks are on me..... hehe hehe hehe You won 10,000 DOLLARS?????????????????? Are you messin with us woman

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sat 08/30/08 10:04 AM
It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Sat 08/30/08 10:06 AM
Careful there, hon...I will NOT be there to make you and your hungover girlfriend's arses breakfast in the morning!! can you make ME breakfast instead? Darn ya must have some clout for sure I have never seen a Newbies thread go this long before lol shsh you need to start a thread over in Coffee Houses, Bars and Chit Chat sure you would surpass the ones going there now lol. Without a doubt Glad to see you are enjoying the site seems you have quiet a few friends here already. clout? if clout is a disease, you can be sure that dan has it, especially if it comes from sheeps' gums! <----- definitely NOT one of dan's friends Its true, the doctor diagnosed me as having an inflamed clout. Its the medication i take for it that makes my humour so warped. I'm sure i will be starting plenty of threads when i get a little more time to do it. They will mostly be really stupid, which is probably ideal for this place! He's a magnet for "stupid" ... that's why we love him so ..............

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 08/30/08 10:10 AM
I am also stupid for magnets ever since they put this metal plate in my head..

mommyof1 Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 25303	Sat 08/30/08 11:30 AM
Danny, you need to get that metal plate removed.. it was for that "other" place....

Korndog Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 16	Sat 08/30/08 05:08 PM
I know you.....

papersmile Joined Fri 10/12/07 Posts: 5148	Sat 08/30/08 07:16 PM
and I know YOU!! hiya keith, how are you?

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Sat 08/30/08 07:27 PM
I am also stupid for magnets ever since they put this metal plate in my head.. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. is that what kept going off at the airport?

papersmile Joined Fri 10/12/07 Posts: 5148	Sat 08/30/08 07:37 PM
no that was probably the 4" diameter metal butt plug that did it.

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Sat 08/30/08 07:46 PM
Hey dan .. there's a clip in this video that has your and Trace's name all over it .. You'll know it when you see it .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BdJYIXMe1M

SilverJoy Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 570	Sat 08/30/08 07:53 PM Edited by SilverJoy on Sat 08/30/08 07:54 PM
I am also stupid.......blah, blah, blah... Yep, yep, yep...uh, huh, uh huh...got that one right, Danny! Hey? Got a light, buddy?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 08/31/08 05:56 AM Edited by Dan99 on Sun 08/31/08 05:58 AM
Danny, you need to get that metal plate removed.. it was for that "other" place.... Keith! Good to see ya you big stud! Ooops, i quoted the wrong quote....oh well!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 08/31/08 05:57 AM
I am also stupid.......blah, blah, blah... Yep, yep, yep...uh, huh, uh huh...got that one right, Danny! Hey? Got a light, buddy? Nobody give this lady a light. The reason she wants a light is just too gross to say, just trust me on this one!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 08/31/08 06:01 AM
no that was probably the 4" diameter metal butt plug that did it. It probably was. But the only reason you knows its diameter was because you got out a tape measure and demanded i bent over...

Korndog Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 16	Sun 08/31/08 06:11 AM
and I know YOU!! hiya keith, how are you? Just fine...except for that hurricane bearing down on us here in Bayou country...but I'm prepared as one can be.all thats left is to sit and wait. Hope thing are going good for you and th yours Lisa

Korndog Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 16	Sun 08/31/08 06:13 AM
Danny, you need to get that metal plate removed.. it was for that "other" place.... Keith! Good to see ya you big stud! Ooops, i quoted the wrong quote....oh well! Good to see you too buddy....

papersmile Joined Fri 10/12/07 Posts: 5148	Sun 08/31/08 06:23 AM
no that was probably the 4" diameter metal butt plug that did it. It probably was. But the only reason you knows its diameter was because you got out a tape measure and demanded i bent over... nope, but nice try it was cause friends of mine were grave robbing and pulled it out of the corpse of a rotted old man who, i believed, die of gonorhhea. i though it would make you a nice housewarming present ~~~ take care out in LA keith, stay safe.

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Sun 08/31/08 06:30 AM
Hey dan .. there's a clip in this video that has your and Trace's name all over it .. You'll know it when you see it .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BdJYIXMe1M Did yu take a look at this Dan .. yu'll be glad you did

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 08/31/08 06:38 AM
no that was probably the 4" diameter metal butt plug that did it. It probably was. But the only reason you knows its diameter was because you got out a tape measure and demanded i bent over... nope, but nice try it was cause friends of mine were grave robbing and pulled it out of the corpse of a rotted old man who, i believed, die of gonorhhea. i though it would make you a nice housewarming present ~~~ take care out in LA keith, stay safe. So friends of your were grave robbing, but YOU pulled it out? You are showing signs of necrophilia. I wondered why you always said you were dead horny. I saw the vid Judy. Thank you, in fact, CHEERS!

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Sun 08/31/08 06:39 AM
ha ha ha... I thought all those sheep would get you fired up