Topic: 2 strangers knockon the door
chevylover1965's photo
Thu 08/07/08 11:26 PM

My doors are both open with just kid gates in them! devil :wink:

I have no problem answering...
laugh laugh laugh

dawnyhi's photo
Thu 08/07/08 11:27 PM

love love love are they hot asian lesbians???love love love



no hot pizza delievery dudes!!

Peccy's photo
Fri 08/08/08 01:06 AM



Um, how about saying hello?
can't say hello if your throat is slit, just gurgle it


I don't live in fear like that. I don't assume people are out to harm me unless I have good reason.
by then it's too late sometimes. Shore softened you up.
....lol

wiley's photo
Fri 08/08/08 01:09 AM
"Hey you're just in time! You don't happen to have any goat's blood on you, do you?" (Yelling toward the back!) "Joe! Put down the chainsaw, dammit! You're not holding it right!"

no photo
Fri 08/08/08 01:09 AM
Edited by Wolf19 on Fri 08/08/08 01:10 AM
i had 2 recruiters come to my house,they asked for me,but i told them i was someone else,they asked for my name and it slipped out(i said my actual name)frustrated laugh and now look at me......i joinedsad :tongue: bigsmile laugh

Jtevans's photo
Fri 08/08/08 01:16 AM


shoot and see who it is afterwards
it was the new neighbors wanting to borrow sugar



i don't have any sugar!



b@st@rds!grumble

no photo
Fri 08/08/08 01:17 AM
My doors are un-locked!!!!!!!!!

domination's photo
Fri 08/08/08 01:40 AM
Yes, those screen doors are inpenetrable. I saw Superman get knocked out cold when he flew into one huh

if they knocked right now probaly not answer if was during day i answer but don't open the screen door

Peccy's photo
Fri 08/08/08 01:45 AM

Yes, those screen doors are inpenetrable. I saw Superman get knocked out cold when he flew into one huh

if they knocked right now probaly not answer if was during day i answer but don't open the screen door

ROFLMFAO!!!

sweetandstrong's photo
Fri 08/08/08 01:51 AM


shoot and see who it is afterwards
it was the new neighbors wanting to borrow sugar


Oops. LOL!!!!!

Peccy's photo
Fri 08/08/08 01:54 AM



shoot and see who it is afterwards
it was the new neighbors wanting to borrow sugar


Oops. LOL!!!!!
One fatal OOPPSS!!

scoundrel's photo
Fri 08/08/08 02:00 AM

ID OPEN THE DOOR NAKED AND ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT.


Why ask, since you just changed their minds about whatever they wanted?
laugh

amber_ashing's photo
Fri 08/08/08 02:39 AM


shoot and see who it is afterwards
their must be some cop in you!noway laugh


hahaha... dirty thought

amber_ashing's photo
Fri 08/08/08 02:43 AM
I like to answer my door when those religious nuts come to tell me about God... After we sit down so we can learn a little something, I ask "Do you think aliens dropped us off because we were the bastards of their world?"

Peccy's photo
Fri 08/08/08 04:19 AM

I like to answer my door when those religious nuts come to tell me about God... After we sit down so we can learn a little something, I ask "Do you think aliens dropped us off because we were the bastards of their world?"
lol.............good one!

Zapchaser's photo
Fri 08/08/08 04:26 AM
I would go out the back door and walk around to stand next to them and ask if they know if anyone is home, then I would stand with them waiting for me to answer the doorbell while making small talk about the weather. shades

no photo
Fri 08/08/08 10:10 AM




Um, how about saying hello?
can't say hello if your throat is slit, just gurgle it


I don't live in fear like that. I don't assume people are out to harm me unless I have good reason.
by then it's too late sometimes. Shore softened you up.
....lol


Peccy you were raised on the Shore too, what hardend you?

no photo
Fri 08/08/08 10:11 AM

I like to answer my door when those religious nuts come to tell me about God... After we sit down so we can learn a little something, I ask "Do you think aliens dropped us off because we were the bastards of their world?"


Sounds like a plausable theory to me.

itsmetina's photo
Fri 08/08/08 10:14 AM
its a glass screen door
Yes, those screen doors are inpenetrable. I saw Superman get knocked out cold when he flew into one huh

if they knocked right now probaly not answer if was during day i answer but don't open the screen door


merlin2525's photo
Fri 08/08/08 10:18 AM


Um, how about saying hello?
can't say hello if your throat is slit, just gurgle it


True. I always go to the door with a gun in my hand.
I live a couple miles off the main road and about a mile down a dirt road. I'm not going to be a statistic at the end of the day