Topic: Drug of choice? "couldn't think of where else to post this" | |
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Diesel is like everclear, 190 proof. I know what that crap is! Diesel,is a bag dope, sauce it up put it in your arm, |
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frisco.....you still have my sasquatch? I need to grab him back from you soon....talent show coming up. Yep, I still got him. We had a great weekend, just hanging out at the house. He really liked the fireworks. We were far enough away that you could barely hear them but they were real pretty. I took him to my neighbors and had him get in pools. I paid the neighbor kids $10 to wash him with shampoo. They used up whole bottle of their mom's conditioner too, but he's real shiny now. |
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Diesel is like everclear, 190 proof. I know what that crap is! Diesel,is a bag dope, sauce it up put it in your arm, I've never heard it referred to as diesel, a local term perhaps? |
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frisco.....you still have my sasquatch? I need to grab him back from you soon....talent show coming up. Yep, I still got him. We had a great weekend, just hanging out at the house. He really liked the fireworks. We were far enough away that you could barely hear them but they were real pretty. I took him to my neighbors and had him get in pools. I paid the neighbor kids $10 to wash him with shampoo. They used up whole bottle of their mom's conditioner too, but he's real shiny now. Sweet man, I can't thank you enough...I'll hit you up with that 10 bucks when I come to pick him up. I hope he wasn't too much trouble. |
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diesel, a local term perhaps? City thing, |
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Yo let me get some them singles,
This is the drug room right, |
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frisco.....you still have my sasquatch? I need to grab him back from you soon....talent show coming up. Yep, I still got him. We had a great weekend, just hanging out at the house. He really liked the fireworks. We were far enough away that you could barely hear them but they were real pretty. I took him to my neighbors and had him get in pools. I paid the neighbor kids $10 to wash him with shampoo. They used up whole bottle of their mom's conditioner too, but he's real shiny now. Sweet man, I can't thank you enough...I'll hit you up with that 10 bucks when I come to pick him up. I hope he wasn't too much trouble. He was no trouble at all. And don't worry about the $10. He helped me make a boat load of cash. I took him down to a parking lot near the fire works show and had him just sit on an overturned trashcan. I told people he was the security guard and charged them $5 to park in the lot. We cleaned up. He earned his keep. |
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frisco.....you still have my sasquatch? I need to grab him back from you soon....talent show coming up. Yep, I still got him. We had a great weekend, just hanging out at the house. He really liked the fireworks. We were far enough away that you could barely hear them but they were real pretty. I took him to my neighbors and had him get in pools. I paid the neighbor kids $10 to wash him with shampoo. They used up whole bottle of their mom's conditioner too, but he's real shiny now. Sweet man, I can't thank you enough...I'll hit you up with that 10 bucks when I come to pick him up. I hope he wasn't too much trouble. He was no trouble at all. And don't worry about the $10. He helped me make a boat load of cash. I took him down to a parking lot near the fire works show and had him just sit on an overturned trashcan. I told people he was the security guard and charged them $5 to park in the lot. We cleaned up. He earned his keep. Man, I can't get him to do anything...I've even tried beating him. How'd you do it? |
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frisco.....you still have my sasquatch? I need to grab him back from you soon....talent show coming up. Yep, I still got him. We had a great weekend, just hanging out at the house. He really liked the fireworks. We were far enough away that you could barely hear them but they were real pretty. I took him to my neighbors and had him get in pools. I paid the neighbor kids $10 to wash him with shampoo. They used up whole bottle of their mom's conditioner too, but he's real shiny now. Sweet man, I can't thank you enough...I'll hit you up with that 10 bucks when I come to pick him up. I hope he wasn't too much trouble. He was no trouble at all. And don't worry about the $10. He helped me make a boat load of cash. I took him down to a parking lot near the fire works show and had him just sit on an overturned trashcan. I told people he was the security guard and charged them $5 to park in the lot. We cleaned up. He earned his keep. Man, I can't get him to do anything...I've even tried beating him. How'd you do it? I bribed him with Twinkies. |
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hmmmmm interesting.
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us big guys like the sugary snacks, I figured he would too. He also likes like beer and those girly flavored malt beverages.
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yea, i could never get him to enjoy the hard liquor with me. I did feed him Jack through a hose one time....won't do that again!
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I've only had alcohol.
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Sasquatch fountain?
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no he just ran amuck....he started tearing through the mall kicking over orange juice carts and little old ladies....the whole time I'm running around behind him yelling at him to stop and I'd give him the antidote...(that usually works) finally I caught up with him in the victoria secret shop...he was trying on bras and...ughhh it was really gross. I put his leash on him and walked him back down to the front doors, but security stopped us and tried to make me pay for all the damages, and I'm all like, I'm not paying for this crap, I didn't make the mess. So of course my sasquatch decides it's a good idea to smack the security guys down to the ground and run away, with me holding the leash, sliding behind him....it was a freaking mess man.
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No hard liquor sounds like a good plan. Although seeing him trying on the ladies underwear would be a hoot!
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You should have seen it man, there was hair everywhere.
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Next time, I need to take him to one of the electrolosis places here. I'll make up a sign saying something like they made my hair grow thicker and walk around out front.
It was too hot to do that this time. |
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Funny man....we should dress him up in a mini-skirt and take him to the beach.
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Better yet, mini-shirt and tube top then go to the roller rink.
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