Topic: STEAK AND A BLOW JOB DAY | |
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Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to
display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. Its like a perpetual love machine! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs. steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net (c) Carlo Zottmann. Original content & idea (c) Storm & Birdsey @ FNX Radio Network Boston, MA, USA. (Thanks to Cindy of derangements.com for the info.) SO LADIES YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. |
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Hell yeah...........Thats a greta idea man. Now I
just gotta find a girlfriend to share that beloved day with!! |
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Happy Holiday Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this is the best thing to happen to us guys lol.
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AND IF ANYONE DONT BELIEVE ME,THE LINK IS
STEAKANDBLOWJOBDAY.COM |
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Went there and all it says is "COMING SOON". They must have served him
his steak already..... I thought that Valentines Day was for both sexes! True, we suffer more on getting the right gift, but women are to receprocate on that day also. |
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i went to the store to buy some steaks, they are all gone...... happy
day guys!!!!!! |
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