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and they look at their butt in the mirror MORE THAN I DO!!!  
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and they look at their butt in the mirror MORE THAN I DO!!!
And how often is that?
Metro sexuals also own butt mirrors!!!! they are like mirrors you attach to your pc desk so you can view your butt from different angles!!
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1.Metro Sexual-A man with a woman's vanity.
2.Metro sexual- Modern enlightened, sort of rennasance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist, not gay by any means, but he probally has a few gay friends, and can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. The only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman."You're so metrosexual" 3.Metro Sexual-An urban straight male ranging in age from late teens to mid 30's who is: good looking, stylish, fashionable, trendy, cultured, & well groomed. A metro sexual is very conscious about his image and looks in public. A metro sexual is often associated with getting manicures, facials, & massages, as well as using "products" and shopping at nice clothing stores. However, metro sexuals don't necessarily engage in each of these activities. 4.Metro sexual-Technically, the word was created improperly and is very much misnamed. Sexual should be taken out of the word because the sexual part of metro sexual is merely to relate the term to homosexual. In actuallity, metrosexuality has nothing to do with sexuality at all. A metrosexual is just a man who cares a great deal about outward appearance and sensitivity.That sensitivity wannabe is such a pseudo-metrosexual. 5.Metro Sexual- Well educated, secure, knows what he wants in his life. Believes in quality than quantity. Definitely, not gay, always want to make sure he is up to date in fashion, style, and usually the trend maker, open to new things as long it is viable! 6.Metro Sexual-An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.You are totaly a Metro Sexual dude! 7.Metro sexual-A man who spends more time in the bathroom, more money on hair & skin products, goes to the salon more, and has more culinary & interior decorating knowledge than most women. |
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I hate fighting my man over the eyeliner!!!
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and they look at their butt in the mirror MORE THAN I DO!!!
And how often is that?
Metro sexuals also own butt mirrors!!!! they are like mirrors you attach to your pc desk so you can view your butt from different angles!!
I learn sooooo much cool stuff on this site. How did I live before I found it? |
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I have no idea waterloo!!!
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metro-sexual like hetero-sexual but more careful how they look when they are metro-ing with her!! 
are you a "damn fine lookin man?" do you luffa? trim nose hairs? facial? shave anywhere except on your face? dye anything? as long as you keep scratching yourself in public and are not afraid to snort loudly and spit, i think you'll be ok... but if you are self-conscious about manly things or put on deodorant more than once a day, you might have a problem. so... keep going to the gym, seek assistance from your local "No MAAM" affiliate!! and please, lay off the pedicures!
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metro-sexual like hetero-sexual but more careful how they look when they are metro-ing with her!!
are you a "damn fine lookin man?" do you luffa? trim nose hairs? facial? shave anywhere except on your face? dye anything? as long as you keep scratching yourself in public and are not afraid to snort loudly and spit, i think you'll be ok... but if you are self-conscious about manly things or put on deodorant more than once a day, you might have a problem. so... keep going to the gym, seek assistance from your local "No MAAM" affiliate!! and please, lay off the pedicures!
hahahahahaha! |
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Games pipple play..... 
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Games pipple play..... that was a song going way back, back into time
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Okay I have oily skin, and occasionally get pipples. I use some crap and they go away, a girl at work said that most real men don't card what they look like and us that do are Metro-Sexuals. Apparently, Metro's have their teeth fixed, hair neatly cut, and wear clean clothers ? Or am I missing something ? http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+to+be+a+metrosexual&search_type=&aq=f Oh hell no! 
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Edited by
kkKen
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Wed 07/23/08 02:50 PM
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According to South Park,the metrisexual movement was started by the Queer eye for the straight guy show.But they were actually CRAB PEOPLE in disguise,trying to turn all the men soft so they could take over the world.
So it goes like this Metrsexual=Crab people taking over=a bad thing 
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metrosexual...the kind of man you have sex with and dont feel the need to run and take a shower right afterwards...
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LOL, washing your face hardly qualifies you as a metro-sexual. Now, if you apply "guy liner" or put clear polish on your nails... that might be the beginning of a slippery slope towards sissyfiedness.
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metro-sexual like hetero-sexual but more careful how they look when they are metro-ing with her!!
are you a "damn fine lookin man?" do you luffa? trim nose hairs? facial? shave anywhere except on your face? dye anything? as long as you keep scratching yourself in public and are not afraid to snort loudly and spit, i think you'll be ok... but if you are self-conscious about manly things or put on deodorant more than once a day, you might have a problem. so... keep going to the gym, seek assistance from your local "No MAAM" affiliate!! and please, lay off the pedicures!
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