The preacher's Sunday sermon was called,"Forgive Your Enemies." He
asked all present how many were willing to forgive their enemies.

About half held up their hands.

He asked again, with more enthusiasm, "C'mon people, how many here are
strong enough to forgive their enemies?"

Now about 80 percent of the congregation held up their hands.

The he asked again, with even more intensity, "Come now folks, who here
has the goodness in their heart to forgive their enemies?"

Now everyone responded, except for one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the
preacher

"I don't have any," said Mrs. Jones.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual," the preacher responded. "How old are
you?"

"Ninety-three," she replied.

"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a
person cannot have an enemy in the world," said the preacher.

So the little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, stood in
front of the church and said, "It's easy, I just outlived all those
jerks!"

so funny

Ha Ha!!!

hmmmm

cute

thanks keep on laughing

You've got to love old people! They say what's on their minds, no matter
what.... just like children.