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Topic: pick up lines
brooke007 Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 5469	Sat 07/12/08 06:04 AM
give me your best

Hightrek Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 415	Sat 07/12/08 06:15 AM Edited by Hightrek on Sat 07/12/08 06:16 AM
See that guy over there? He's too shy and embarrassed to ask for your phone number. He's gonna need to call you for directions to pick me up in the morning.

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Sat 07/12/08 06:16 AM
I have some very good ones but I will give you the worst first Do you come here often?

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Sat 07/12/08 06:18 AM
See that guy over there? He's too shy and embarrassed to ask for your phone number. He's gonna need to call you for directions to pick me up in the morning. nice...kinda goes with my...what shall we have for breakfast?

brooke007 Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 5469	Sat 07/12/08 06:19 AM
See that guy over there? He's too shy and embarrassed to ask for your phone number. He's gonna need to call you for directions to pick me up in the morning. oooo ...that was a good one!! how many phone numbers has that one got ya??

brooke007 Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 5469	Sat 07/12/08 06:19 AM
I have some very good ones but I will give you the worst first Do you come here often? lol...im here all the time..how about you?

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Sat 07/12/08 06:22 AM
You must be from TN because you're the only 10 I see. We are doing bad ones right.

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Sat 07/12/08 06:22 AM
Hi. You'll do.

Hightrek Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 415	Sat 07/12/08 06:23 AM
See that guy over there? He's too shy and embarrassed to ask for your phone number. He's gonna need to call you for directions to pick me up in the morning. oooo ...that was a good one!! how many phone numbers has that one got ya?? who cares about quantity..it hasn't produce the quality I was looking for until possibly now

fjr Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 333	Sat 07/12/08 06:25 AM
give me your best Here is one I was going to try one time but never did. Have a copy of "How to Meet Beautiful Women", walk up to you, open the book and scan through some pages while making sure you could see the title, say things like "hmmm" and "aha", then put the book down and say "Hi! I'm Calvin."

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Sat 07/12/08 06:26 AM
Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise c ocks

brooke007 Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 5469	Sat 07/12/08 06:27 AM
You must be from TN because you're the only 10 I see. We are doing bad ones right. no baby....I want the BEST!!! but i love TN....its beautiful there this time of year!!

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Sat 07/12/08 06:28 AM
Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise c ocks

taboo365 Joined Thu 08/23/07 Posts: 2999	Sat 07/12/08 06:28 AM
Hi, how ya doin'?

brooke007 Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 5469	Sat 07/12/08 06:29 AM
See that guy over there? He's too shy and embarrassed to ask for your phone number. He's gonna need to call you for directions to pick me up in the morning. oooo ...that was a good one!! how many phone numbers has that one got ya?? who cares about quantity..it hasn't produce the quality I was looking for until possibly now awww...you just keep getting better and better darlin!!

sum14u2c Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 754	Sat 07/12/08 06:29 AM
Hi. You'll do. that's just crude, rude & socially unacceptable but, omg it's funny! i used to tend bar & seen just about that periodically at closing time...

brooke007 Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 5469	Sat 07/12/08 06:32 AM
Hi, how ya doin'? hi there. I like your guitar..what song would you play me???

Hightrek Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 415	Sat 07/12/08 06:33 AM
See that guy over there? He's too shy and embarrassed to ask for your phone number. He's gonna need to call you for directions to pick me up in the morning. oooo ...that was a good one!! how many phone numbers has that one got ya?? who cares about quantity..it hasn't produce the quality I was looking for until possibly now awww...you just keep getting better and better darlin!! (Thanks for the "Good as it Gets" open door) You make me want to be a better man.

taboo365 Joined Thu 08/23/07 Posts: 2999	Sat 07/12/08 06:34 AM
Hi, how ya doin'? hi there. I like your guitar..what song would you play me??? "You Are So Beautiful" by Joe Cocker

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Sat 07/12/08 06:36 AM
I've got 2 tickets to the Love Canal and our names are on them.