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(The ones the Cholos use... Pretty much) Ey girl... Can I F$#@ you......... Romantically? Cholos? You must not live in California or a heavily hispanic populated area... Cholos are mexican gangsters from the neighborhood. Cholios Nope, Canadian girl here. Never even been to California. That's very sweet that they talk that way 
Yeah........ Sometimes you just gotta tell a girl what time it is...... |
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Edited by
Random_Stranger
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Sat 07/12/08 10:46 AM
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My fave is " how much does a polar bear weigh?" "enough to break the ice! Hi im jamie" lol THAT'S a good one! I am going to have to use that.... I stutter when I try to talk to a girl the first time (unless been drinking). This will help! WOOOO! |
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My fave is " how much does a polar bear weigh?" "enough to break the ice! Hi im jamie" lol easy nick hogan 
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Some guy sent me an email here yesterday that said...
"Are you a witch? Because youve cast a spell on me" I replied with YES I AM .....POOF YOUR A TOAD |
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My fave is " how much does a polar bear weigh?" "enough to break the ice! Hi im jamie" lol THAT'S a good one! I am going to have to use that.... I stutter when I try to talk to a girl the first time (unless been drinking). This will help! WOOOO! |
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If you are ever lookin’ for a loser boyfriend, I would like you to consider me.
10 minutes later. I was serious. I would like you to consider me………………… |
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My fave is " how much does a polar bear weigh?" "enough to break the ice! Hi im jamie" lol THAT'S a good one! I am going to have to use that.... I stutter when I try to talk to a girl the first time (unless been drinking). This will help! WOOOO! "I don't need luck...... I'm gooooooooooooooooood" Like that cross dresser touching himself on "Little Nicky".
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One guy approached me at a bar, sat down and just said, "your search is over".
I said, "That's great, cause a good septic tank man has been so hard to find...when can you start?" 
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BTW...10 minutes later I heard the same guy tell another woman, "look no further".
At least he mixes it up a bit. 
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You're as sweet as candy...AND I GOTS A SWEET TOOTH!
I'm so using that one day
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