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 yep... being drunk is my excuse for taking 10 min just to type this out 
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I threw around 21 grass carp into the public pool once, when I was asked by the newspaper, I replied "I dunno why I did it, I wasn't drunk, I only had 13 beers and some rum last night!"
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Try explaining why you have 19 road signs in the back of your truck when you get pulled over by a state trooper...."We're borrowin their wooden posts for deer season, we'll bring em back!"
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Try explaining why you have 19 road signs in the back of your truck when you get pulled over by a state trooper...."We're borrowin their wooden posts for deer season, we'll bring em back!" "None officer, but I had a sh!tload of rum and cokes tonight!"
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Sure I have used that excuse for many things in my past....
Why did you run that stop sign? I was drunk. Why did you give him your number? I was drunk. Why is there a naked man in your truck? I was drunk. Why are you wearing scuba gear? I was drunk. Where are your clothes? I was drunk. Why did you sleep in the yard? I was drunk.
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Sure I have used that excuse for many things in my past.... Why did you run that stop sign? I was drunk. Why did you give him your number? I was drunk. Why is there a naked man in your truck? I was drunk. Why are you wearing scuba gear? I was drunk. Where are your clothes? I was drunk. Why did you sleep in the yard? I was drunk.
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Sure I have used that excuse for many things in my past.... Why did you run that stop sign? I was drunk. Why did you give him your number? I was drunk. Why is there a naked man in your truck? I was drunk. Why are you wearing scuba gear? I was drunk. Where are your clothes? I was drunk. Why did you sleep in the yard? I was drunk.
LOL would have but I never got caught.
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being drunk as an excuse for something? If so can you share? YES, but I cannot share it 
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Sure I have used that excuse for many things in my past.... Why did you run that stop sign? I was drunk. Why did you give him your number? I was drunk. Why is there a naked man in your truck? I was drunk. Why are you wearing scuba gear? I was drunk. Where are your clothes? I was drunk. Why did you sleep in the yard? I was drunk.
LOL would have but I never got caught.
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I have only been drunk a couple of times, and I don't remember being excused for anything I did those nights actually.
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