cats do you need to own before you can be a reputable crazy cat lady?

researching plans for the future

i aint getting one..i refuse

Well I had 7 at one time...but was still known as The Flower Lady...whew!

well....I'm one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.

i have 3 and i'm the single cat lady in my apt building...

I only have 1... I think I might need to get busy

I prefer two at A time with a little ketchup and mustard .

I have 2 but Im just crazy without them!!! They keep me sane...and they are great for lowering your blood pressure!!!

I think a donkey is a more realistic substitute...a total azz that can look you in the eye when he's too stubborn to listen.

so true i would be lost w/o mine esp when i'm watching a movie on my couch they all join me :)

To truly be a crazy cat lady, you have to have enough cats that you can loose ten or twenty, and not even notice. No pure breds either, some have to be feral, and no collars or names. Plus at least 28% of your cats must have at least some mange. A good sign is when someone rings the doorbell and all you hear is "mrrrow."

One cat though, you need to start a collection, both of cats and tuna fish cans. I've got a couple of kittens left in the tree by the trash burner, you want 'em? They aren't named...

I cant sleep without my cats on my pillow.....

You also have to let them pee and poo anywhere in the house, no litter boxes allowed for crazy cat ladies.

Lets see now...."they keep me sane"? This is from the lady thats posted her shoe, a energy drink can, an eyeball, toilet paper and a pickle? Perhaps you need another cat or 2?

just remember a good @ss is hard to find

haha ok, ok I'll get to work. Thanks guys

LMAO! Oh, no you didn't!

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