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| Topic: DEMI/ASHTON SUCCESS STORIES PT 1... - part 4 | |
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 Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some ****in’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more ****in’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the ****in’ French toast." |
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May I suggest a white russian instead
 Damn woman how old are you, that is a drink for an old person, but if I must
**hands debbie her golden cadillac** sorry, I can't hold my wine spritzers very well...
But Merle I am old....Wasn't in the mood for a corona... I would like a Golden Cadilac please... |
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Three beef jerkys for the man at the end of the bar
 sorry, I can't hold my wine spritzers very well...
Maybe then you should stick with PBR, but no devlied eggs
<-----hands sammy a cold PBR, and I bet you think I don't know what that is
I'd be Really disappointed if you didn't know  I'll behave myself now....can I get some of them thair jerkey sticks?
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Thank you bad girl
 slides $20 tip across the bar- I'm tacky but not cheap
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Tue 06/10/08 03:13 PM
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Thank you bad girl slides $20 tip across the bar- I'm tacky but not cheap
You are welcome and Oh I like tacky and big tippers
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Ok, mz bad_girl, i'm here. what's the house drink tonight?
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Ok, mz bad_girl, i'm here. what's the house drink tonight? What are you in the mood for? |
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((((Bad))) didn't ans. your email, but I'm here now!!!!! The tornado hit!!!! My son's roof was blown off the house. Thank god he and his wife were at work and the newborn was at my daughter's. Roads are impassable and some of the school are keeping kids and teachers right there. Thank god we got to leave. Houses have been torn in two, garages galore are demolished. I can't even go over to where my son and daughter live and that's only 35 miles. We're supose to get it again some time soon. We had the airaid blown today and had to go into the hallway for protection. MY son's sch. evacuated to the basement.
SOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm a little stressssssedddd and will take a stong rum and diet coke w/ lime Merle.....thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ok, mz bad_girl, i'm here. what's the house drink tonight? What are you in the mood for? something smooth and strong! maybe a margaritta with parton! |
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<-----hands (((torey))) a tall 151 rum, light on the coke and a slice of lime. Enjoy doll, sounds like you have had a rough day
Sorry for everyone thing going on ((((Bad))) didn't ans. your email, but I'm here now!!!!! The tornado hit!!!! My son's roof was blown off the house. Thank god he and his wife were at work and the newborn was at my daughter's. Roads are impassable and some of the school are keeping kids and teachers right there. Thank god we got to leave. Houses have been torn in two, garages galore are demolished. I can't even go over to where my son and daughter live and that's only 35 miles. We're supose to get it again some time soon. We had the airaid blown today and had to go into the hallway for protection. MY son's sch. evacuated to the basement. SOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm a little stressssssedddd and will take a stong rum and diet coke w/ lime Merle.....thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Tue 06/10/08 03:46 PM
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Oh hell double post sorry
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(((torey))) I did answer your email
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Patron marguarita, salt on the rim, slice of lime for the lady
 Ok, mz bad_girl, i'm here. what's the house drink tonight? What are you in the mood for? something smooth and strong! maybe a margaritta with parton! |
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(((torey))) I did answer your email
I know you did....I was saying I didn't ans. your's silly...instead just taling w/ ya right here!!!! OOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that rum and coke really hit the spot. thanks
I'll be cooking up those walleyes tonight...anyone want to join me???? |
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(taling) talking......see the rum is working already!!!! lmao!!!
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Oh sorry about that, this heat is getting to me, I have no a/c.
Gald you like the drink (((torey))) I did answer your email
I know you did....I was saying I didn't ans. your's silly...instead just taling w/ ya right here!!!! OOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that rum and coke really hit the spot. thanks
I'll be cooking up those walleyes tonight...anyone want to join me???? |
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I overlooked it doll (taling) talking......see the rum is working already!!!! lmao!!!
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((((Merle))))
How are you darling?
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((((Merle)))) How are you darling?
(((joe))) i am marvelous. What would you like to drink tonight
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I want a drinkkkk.
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