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| Topic: DEMI/ASHTON SUCCESS STORIES PT 1... - part 4 | |
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Now if I really look like this I would be good to go
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I know I saw but I divide my time in here and there 
What would you like to drink??  Okay where did everyone go, I stocked the bar, put on my sexiest bartending outfit and now no one is here
I thought you were on the other thread...I even told everyone how smokin hot you look today...Advertising for you ya know! 
I'll have a PBR and some of those pickled eggs 
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Okay where did everyone go, I stocked the bar, put on my sexiest bartending outfit and now no one is here
Yummy outfit. I'd like a cold Sam Adams Hands a cold sam adams to beach and curtesy, you like my outfit huh
Yes.
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 No beer and pickled eggs at this bar I know I saw but I divide my time in here and there
What would you like to drink?? Okay where did everyone go, I stocked the bar, put on my sexiest bartending outfit and now no one is here
I thought you were on the other thread...I even told everyone how smokin hot you look today...Advertising for you ya know!
I'll have a PBR and some of those pickled eggs
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Oh good I aim to please
Okay where did everyone go, I stocked the bar, put on my sexiest bartending outfit and now no one is here
Yummy outfit. I'd like a cold Sam Adams Hands a cold sam adams to beach and curtesy, you like my outfit huh
Yes.
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No beer and pickled eggs at this bar I know I saw but I divide my time in here and there
What would you like to drink?? Okay where did everyone go, I stocked the bar, put on my sexiest bartending outfit and now no one is here
I thought you were on the other thread...I even told everyone how smokin hot you look today...Advertising for you ya know!
I'll have a PBR and some of those pickled eggs
ok, hmmmm...some brie and wine spritzer? I'll drink it with my pinkie sticking out
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That I can handle
white wine or red wine spritzer love No beer and pickled eggs at this bar I know I saw but I divide my time in here and there
What would you like to drink?? Okay where did everyone go, I stocked the bar, put on my sexiest bartending outfit and now no one is here
I thought you were on the other thread...I even told everyone how smokin hot you look today...Advertising for you ya know!
I'll have a PBR and some of those pickled eggs
ok, hmmmm...some brie and wine spritzer? I'll drink it with my pinkie sticking out
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Let me go change into my pink aligator shirt first.
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Let me go change into my pink aligator shirt first.
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Okay fellows, I didn't put this outfit on just to stand around and be beautiful.
Let's drink and have some fun before the thunderstorms hit my area again |
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Okay fellows, I didn't put this outfit on just to stand around and be beautiful. Let's drink and have some fun before the thunderstorms hit my area again Throws wine spritzer on the floor....
Cerveza por favor
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Speak english and why did you throw the drink on the floor, I don't do floors Okay fellows, I didn't put this outfit on just to stand around and be beautiful. Let's drink and have some fun before the thunderstorms hit my area again Throws wine spritzer on the floor....
Cerveza por favor
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sorry, I can't hold my wine spritzers very well...
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sorry, I can't hold my wine spritzers very well...
I would like a Golden Cadilac please... |
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sorry, I can't hold my wine spritzers very well...
Maybe then you should stick with PBR, but no devlied eggs
<-----hands sammy a cold PBR, and I bet you think I don't know what that is 
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Damn woman how old are you, that is a drink for an old person, but if I must
**hands debbie her golden cadillac** sorry, I can't hold my wine spritzers very well...
I would like a Golden Cadilac please... |
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Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some ****in’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more ****in’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the ****in’ French toast."
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Damn woman how old are you, that is a drink for an old person, but if I must
**hands debbie her golden cadillac** sorry, I can't hold my wine spritzers very well...
But Merle I am old....Wasn't in the mood for a corona... I would like a Golden Cadilac please... |
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sorry, I can't hold my wine spritzers very well...
Maybe then you should stick with PBR, but no devlied eggs
<-----hands sammy a cold PBR, and I bet you think I don't know what that is
I'd be Really disappointed if you didn't know I'll behave myself now....can I get some of them thair jerkey sticks?
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Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some ****in’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more ****in’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the ****in’ French toast."
i have joke... |
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