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Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. |
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mary had a little lamb she kept in her back yard
when she took her panties down his wooly d!ck got hard |
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mary had a little lamb she kept in her back yard when she took her panties down his wooly d!ck got hard
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i know a joke, wot happens when a dinosaur eats a curry???
he gets a MEGA-SORE-ASS |
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mary had a little lamb she kept in her back yard when she took her panties down his wooly d!ck got hard
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Little Bo Peep she f**ed her sheep
She b**w her horse and licked its feet she ate its a** so very nice then tongued its b**ls not once but twice (Okay, so I stole that from Andrew Dice Clay) |
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Hickory ****ory Dock
3 mice ran up the clock. the clock struck one, and the other two filed a class action lawsuit. |
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Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow And everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go One day Mary went into the butchers STUPID LAMB 
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Mary had a little lamb
It had a touch of cholic She gave it brandy twice a day Now it's an alcoholic
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