The flower boy comes in as requested as Leisure Johnny made the phone call at the towns florist. The boy hands Leisure Johnny a bunch of roses. "Tell Prickle Rosie that I will get her, her money as soon as I can." The boy frowns and leaves the bar.

Leisure Johnny puts the roses in the vase with the mucky water.

"Sure you can have some roses.

5 roses for $20 please

(Deduct $20 from the character sheet and put under INVENTORY: 5 roses = 25% crush bar increase.

If the person accepts the roses then deduct the roses from the character sheet and raise the bar of that person you have a crush on to 25%.

"hey hun, you keep that up and i swear to you I will have it tagged with a note.." She hands him the drink.

"Johnny, where did that little man go, for god sakes."

Can I buy the lady a drink and get a dance.

Can I buy the lady a drink and get a dance.

"hey hun, you keep that up and i swear to you I will have it tagged with a note.." She hands him the drink.

"Johnny, where did that little man go, for god sakes."

Camo Ken strolls back into the bar after some parking lot festivities.

Hey Calli , I need a Black Velvet & Coke please.

Sits down at the bar waiting for Calli to bring him his drink.

Starts to check the room out for some hotties.


"Kenny, dear," as he turns his head. she sticks a cocktail wienie in his mouth...that oughta keep that tongue busy. " she starts laughing like no other...."HaHaHaHa.." sneezing again and again and again. "Im sorry..that happens sometimes"

Wanna hear a funny story:

I have a friend who is a border patrol agent between Texas and Mexico. Every last friday of the month he see a boy riding across the border on his bike carrying a bag. While stopping the kid he orders the boy to dump out his bag. when he dumps out the bag its only sand he makes the boy sift through it and put it back in his bag. and send him on his way. This goes on for three years. In the heat of the day he makes the boy dump it, sift it and put it back in. he knows the boy is up to smuggling something but can not figure it out.

About 20 years later the grown boy and the now retired agent meet in a doughnut shop one morning. The agane says son I know after all these years you were up to something, what was it?

Why were you smuggling sand across the border?

the boy says...It was not the sand or in the sand it. The ex agent said I give up. I just dont understand.

The boy says I was smuggling bicycles into mexico and selling them.

"Absolutely, I thought you'd never ask ... by the way these are for you.." Princess holds out the 5 roses to Taz and gives a quiet giggly snort...

"Absolutely, I thought you'd never ask ... by the way these are for you.." Princess holds out the 5 roses to Taz and gives a quiet giggly snort...

Hi smexy sylvia. lol

You are welcomed to join this game. We just need to get you a character sheet ready.

Camo Ken looks at Calli and askes:

Even though you`re working, would you like a drink?

(Danny looks around the dark smokey bar) Any chicks left in here?

Whoooo hooo a character sheet all about me....well isn't that lovely......gigglesnort.....oh me oh my I do that alot.....so sorry.

Leisure Johnny serves everybody in the bar a drink and kicks the jukebox to let it play another song. He turns on his discolights that only half work as there are usually four color lights rotating. Only the yellow and red light work.

"Go dance if you like," Leisure Johnny offers.

No problem if you don't want to participate. I will have to ask you not to post in this forum if you are not playing The Leisure Suit Johnny Game. Thanks