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Larry don't you have some village people for that music box? If you get that old piece of junk to work I think I do. Maybe if you kick it a few times. (Danny goes to the juke box, kicks it a few times, each time the 150 lb juke box pushes his 128lb body backwards with out a quiver) Ok Einstein, even after that mighty beatin' it don't work, any more instructions |
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while waiting for her drink she looks around. sees tearsofblood and gives him a look over. Eyes her back and as usual rock back and forth on the chair Damn it!!!!! Checks himself and smiles at her |
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"Bartender I'd like another tall white russian please... You know I'm not that good at jokes but my friend told me this one last night so I thought I'd share it with you.... A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs." 
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Edited by
cuppy59
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Wed 06/04/08 12:09 PM
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"Bartender I'd like another tall white russian please... You know I'm not that good at jokes but my friend told me this one last night so I thought I'd share it with you.... A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs." "Hey doll, that was pretty funny, almost sound like my ex." as she throws her head back and laughs.
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The big man with the bigger feet, Blueballz Biggie got up, doing a sexy moonwalk across the floor, it always impressed the ladies.
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Disco Dan those brown dots in your shirt is really beginning to blend in with the pink
 * or is that just the drink
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while waiting for her drink she looks around. sees tearsofblood and gives him a look over. Eyes her back and as usual rock back and forth on the chair Damn it!!!!! Checks himself and smiles at her "I see you are still here, BOB, right? A man who doesnt drink can be worth his weight in gold" she snickers at him. "How did you like the juice mixture I made for you earlier?" |
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"Bartender I'd like another tall white russian please... You know I'm not that good at jokes but my friend told me this one last night so I thought I'd share it with you.... A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs."
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what a lady got to do to get another drink after the drinkin' we'll talk about the the doin', and with them full fluffy lips of ur'n I have lots of ideas on what that'll be |
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Larry don't you have some village people for that music box? If you get that old piece of junk to work I think I do. Maybe if you kick it a few times. (Danny goes to the juke box, kicks it a few times, each time the 150 lb juke box pushes his 128lb body backwards with out a quiver) Ok Einstein, even after that mighty beatin' it don't work, any more instructions ya didn't do it right hon..........lemme try..........(goes to the jukebox, gets a grip on DD's shoulder and kicks the jukebox..........all of a sudden YMCA starts BLARING) 
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The big man with the bigger feet, Blueballz Biggie got up, doing a sexy moonwalk across the floor, it always impressed the ladies.
She looks at BlueBallz as hes moving shamelessly on the floor, "Why you should teach dancing lessons...I mean open a studio or something" |
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while waiting for her drink she looks around. sees tearsofblood and gives him a look over. Eyes her back and as usual rock back and forth on the chair Damn it!!!!! Checks himself and smiles at her "I see you are still here, BOB, right? A man who doesnt drink can be worth his weight in gold" she snickers at him. "How did you like the juice mixture I made for you earlier?" It was awesome. |
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Larry don't you have some village people for that music box? If you get that old piece of junk to work I think I do. Maybe if you kick it a few times. (Danny goes to the juke box, kicks it a few times, each time the 150 lb juke box pushes his 128lb body backwards with out a quiver) Ok Einstein, even after that mighty beatin' it don't work, any more instructions Leisure Johnny laughs. It works on and off. I could put a eight track cassette in for now with a mix of 70s music if you like," Leisure Johnny replies waving the huge cassette |
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Edited by
1956CLEO
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Wed 06/04/08 12:15 PM
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The big man with the bigger feet, Blueballz Biggie got up, doing a sexy moonwalk across the floor, it always impressed the ladies.
*Totally taken with his poise!Swishes takes her roses to da big man.* Here ya go big man, you big hunk a love you!!!!! 
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"Bartender, a dozen roses...for yourself!"
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I got it workin Johnny.....where's my free drink?
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*Swishes takes her roses to da big man.* Here ya go big man, you big hunk a love you!!!!!
"Ooh sexxy mama! Dance with me and mah stinky feet babyy!" replied Biggie, who seemed to move like a soaring eagle on steroids. |
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IndnPrncs add $1000 dollars! Three people laughed at your joke. Good job!
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Edited by
cuppy59
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Wed 06/04/08 12:18 PM
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"Bartender, a dozen roses...for yourself!"
"Sorry Hun, the delivery boy is backed up it seems, ask me in a bit, K, Now you go and be a gentlemen, to the ladies, you bad boy."she starts to blush and then sneezes over and over and over again |
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The big man with the bigger feet, Blueballz Biggie got up, doing a sexy moonwalk across the floor, it always impressed the ladies.
*Totally taken with his poise!Swishes takes her roses to da big man.* Here ya go big man, you big hunk a love you!!!!!
1956cleo - deduct the roses from the inventory and add 25% to the crush bar for Zenofun! Good job! |
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