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Topic: Things you will never hear a woman say:
Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 06/03/08 08:13 PM
That's alright honey, you do so much around here, I'll mow the lawn, fix the car, and then make you dinner, I know we both work 40 hour weeks, and I do all of the house work, but your job is so much more demanding than mine is.

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Tue 06/03/08 08:13 PM Edited by kerbear73 on Tue 06/03/08 08:13 PM
Lets have a garage sale, I want to sell my stuff

Cambolaya65 Joined Mon 09/03/07 Posts: 5587	Tue 06/03/08 08:14 PM
40 seconds of foreplay followed by the same old two positions is fine by me.Passion is overrated anyway.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 06/03/08 08:15 PM
I faked it.

Lakeman Joined Mon 04/30/07 Posts: 10261	Tue 06/03/08 08:16 PM
Could you please eat that piece of pie for me????

hunky62 Joined Mon 03/10/08 Posts: 1894	Tue 06/03/08 08:16 PM
my sister and I share everything...of course you can have sex with her...

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Tue 06/03/08 08:17 PM
I lie about size

LauraJ Joined Tue 09/11/07 Posts: 7442	Tue 06/03/08 08:17 PM
no you havent had enough to drink,let me get you another

johnboy072472 Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 4874	Tue 06/03/08 08:20 PM
Pull my finger..... wait...... nevermind...... thats happened before.......

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Tue 06/03/08 08:21 PM
Don't worry about being lost .. I LOVE an adventure

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Tue 06/03/08 08:23 PM
I want the cheapest car on the lot

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Tue 06/03/08 08:25 PM
Stay out as late as you want, I will watch the Kids

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Tue 06/03/08 08:25 PM
I think farts are very sexy, do one on my face

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Tue 06/03/08 08:27 PM
Lets go brag to everyone on how Super Great in bed you are

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Tue 06/03/08 08:28 PM
You can quit you job and watch tv all day, I will get 2 jobs

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Tue 06/03/08 08:30 PM
I love to think about you when I am riding you Baby

Citizen_Joe Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 4036	Wed 06/04/08 12:13 AM
i farted Fart rating: Accoustics, 7 Fragrance, 9

Citizen_Joe Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 4036	Wed 06/04/08 12:14 AM
Lets have a garage sale, I want to sell my stuff I saved alot of money, and didn't spend a dime of your paycheck!

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Wed 06/04/08 12:14 AM
But Honey...The Wing T formation is the best balanced offensive play. With the 3 major pass threats,the 2 wideouts and a tight end, not to mention the running back out of the backfield....you know darn well a powerful ground attack, as well as a really neat passing attack can come out of this one formation. Sheesh!! Now get me a beer! what the hell is a Wing T formation???

DebbieJT Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 10329	Wed 06/04/08 12:19 AM
i have man flu

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