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its ok that you forgot our anniversary, its not that big a deal anyways
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Honey...can we get a smaller house???
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Go ahead...I swallow... I have heard that many times 
so have, but wasn't taking any chances on the jinx (knock on wood) |
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its ok that you forgot my birthday, its not that big a deal anyways
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I understand you dont feel like talking right now......
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No really instead of the Bahamas for vacation, let's road trip to see the baseball hall of fame.
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yes I know you worked 54 hours last week the lawn will wait.
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here let me help with that transmission I burned up.
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Christmas is just another plain old day...don't worry about getting me anything!!!
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here's a $100...have fun at the strip club...
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Would you like me to make you a sandwich after Sex
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You were right I should never have poured that grease down the sink!!
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Just sit back and enjoy the games, I will cut the yard for you
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since i was running errands anyways, i stopped by the liquor store and picked you up your favorite beer
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I love you.
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Here, let me pay for you a lapdance
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my girlfriend and I would like to make a sandwich with you...
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thats silly why do the towels and shower curtain need to match!
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It is all my fault, I have PMS
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Jewlery is out of style
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