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Geaorge Clooney is the ugliest man EVER!
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honey it's ok, so what we dont have a yard, go ahead barbecue indoors - what harm can it cause? 
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sure u can spend a week at the Playboy Masnsion, Have Fun!!!
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honey it's ok, so what we dont have a yard, go ahead barbecue indoors - what harm can it cause?
 a Mutual Match????
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Stop crying you big sissy
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Stop crying you big sissy
My ex sister in law said that to her hubby all the time... Sad, Sad, Sad.. |
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Stop crying you big sissy
My ex sister in law said that to her hubby all the time... Sad, Sad, Sad.. Mean! 
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How about:
It's Business Time, these are my Business socks, now let's get down to Business 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wN0oDnoc3-c |
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Hey honey, Home Depot is having a sale on tool boxes and power tools. Wanna go? I'll warm up your truck. 
Why wouldn't some of us say that??? 
Maybe you just have never been
with a warm hearted real woman 
Some of us really do care
and are very kind hearted... 
plus, you just might be so inspired
as to build a deck or a gazebo...
with all of those new tools ... 
I know you would, ya doll you.
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got it
PULL MY FINGER!!!
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got it PULL MY FINGER!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Right there. Haven't heard a woman say that yet.
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But Honey...The Wing T formation is the best balanced offensive play. With the 3 major pass threats,the 2 wideouts and a tight end, not to mention the running back out of the backfield....you know darn well a powerful ground attack, as well as a really neat passing attack can come out of this one formation. Sheesh!! Now get me a beer! Now see..*I* WOULD actually say that!
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must admit asked my brother, cause I was out of ideas
but it's the funniest til now
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PULL MY FINGER!!!!
How about "you're Dad is hot!"
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Totally, we need to have the motor bored to increase the cubic inches of the motor and while we are at it we should step up the gear ratio in the rear end so we don't have to when we get rid of the lam ass tranny
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... and if I stop using Tampons we could save enough to get you that Rolex Daytona that you've been wanting.
Ya' know, hon. You can never field dress enough deer. When's the next tractor pull gonna be in town? |
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I love hairy butts
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I just called to see if you'd like to stop by for dinner, nothing special, but it will be good.
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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Wed 06/04/08 12:10 PM
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Hey honey, Home Depot is having a sale on tool boxes and power tools. Wanna go? I'll warm up your truck.
Why wouldn't some of us say that???
Maybe you just have never been
with a warm hearted real woman
Some of us really do care
and are very kind hearted...
plus, you just might be so inspired
as to build a deck or a gazebo...
with all of those new tools ...
I know you would, ya doll you.
awwwww....
And that ain't all either, Big Boy...  
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Rapunzal
How are ya hon?
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