100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: Reading Is Fundamental | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
Ever get one of those "Somebody wants to meet you!" notes?
"Somebody wants to meet you on Mutual Match, but you haven't rated them yet!" I cringe in terror and boredom every time I get one. I know what's going to happen even before I look at the new batch of MM candidates. And I can always tell which one gave me the Yes, because it's always someone WAY WAY outside my search parameters. I make bets with myself. "You KNOW she didn't even read the first paragraph of the profile, right?" "Right, they never do, but maybe this one is different." "Wanna bet?" "No, not really." And then there's the picture, darkened, blurry, ostensibly from Lake Malitoga, Wyoming, might be a woman, might be an ocelot with rubella, it's hard to tell with this lighting -- And she writes: "I dont no whut to right here but I am a funlvoing girl how wooud like 2 mete a man for fun . but know gaem plyers . i live abuv a bar in towne here so if u cume over we can get a drikn and then goe bak upstares and i can show U my colecshun of kmart sundy newspper ads witch i dun bene colectin sinse 1958 witch i stil remmeber becuz thats win my thrid son Dyroydius was bourned . Annythign els u want 2 no u will hav 2 aske ." Tempting, huh? 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
OK I am rolling now laughing...I am not the brightest person or even the most intelligent. The spelling in some of the profiles does get the best of me.. SO ITA!! LOL
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
justme659
on
Sun 05/25/08 09:04 AM
|
oh i love the ones that say yes to mm and not looking for everything i am.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
i think they put every bodys name in a hat,,,,then start picking them out an sending them to you
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ever get one of those "Somebody wants to meet you!" notes? "Somebody wants to meet you on Mutual Match, but you haven't rated them yet!" I cringe in terror and boredom every time I get one. I know what's going to happen even before I look at the new batch of MM candidates. And I can always tell which one gave me the Yes, because it's always someone WAY WAY outside my search parameters. I make bets with myself. "You KNOW she didn't even read the first paragraph of the profile, right?" "Right, they never do, but maybe this one is different." "Wanna bet?" "No, not really." And then there's the picture, darkened, blurry, ostensibly from Lake Malitoga, Wyoming, might be a woman, might be an ocelot with rubella, it's hard to tell with this lighting -- And she writes: "I dont no whut to right here but I am a funlvoing girl how wooud like 2 mete a man for fun . but know gaem plyers . i live abuv a bar in towne here so if u cume over we can get a drikn and then goe bak upstares and i can show U my colecshun of kmart sundy newspper ads witch i dun bene colectin sinse 1958 witch i stil remmeber becuz thats win my thrid son Dyroydius was bourned . Annythign els u want 2 no u will hav 2 aske ." Tempting, huh?
 MAN,,,LEX,,YOU get ALL the best babes,
How ya doing this weekend? 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
yes i get still 4 a day... never read my profile... but this pic has cut em down from 10 a day and i can tell who it is cause i have my search set to 25 miles and ages 105-115.. so all that pops up if it says 2 are the 2 who did it
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
dang dude!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ever get one of those "Somebody wants to meet you!" notes? "Somebody wants to meet you on Mutual Match, but you haven't rated them yet!" I cringe in terror and boredom every time I get one. I know what's going to happen even before I look at the new batch of MM candidates. And I can always tell which one gave me the Yes, because it's always someone WAY WAY outside my search parameters. I make bets with myself. "You KNOW she didn't even read the first paragraph of the profile, right?" "Right, they never do, but maybe this one is different." "Wanna bet?" "No, not really." And then there's the picture, darkened, blurry, ostensibly from Lake Malitoga, Wyoming, might be a woman, might be an ocelot with rubella, it's hard to tell with this lighting -- And she writes: "I dont no whut to right here but I am a funlvoing girl how wooud like 2 mete a man for fun . but know gaem plyers . i live abuv a bar in towne here so if u cume over we can get a drikn and then goe bak upstares and i can show U my colecshun of kmart sundy newspper ads witch i dun bene colectin sinse 1958 witch i stil remmeber becuz thats win my thrid son Dyroydius was bourned . Annythign els u want 2 no u will hav 2 aske ." Tempting, huh?
would you stop posting my about me in the forums!! 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tell me English is here 2nd language! My niece in 2nd grade could not have accomplished that had she tried.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
would you stop posting my about me in the forums!!
Sorry, I thought you had signed the waiver!! 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
would you stop posting my about me in the forums!!
Sorry, I thought you had signed the waiver!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
When I was on O+U I saw it said I have 400 something matches!
I was wondering why it never ends when I through a gazillion |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I think I know who your talking about!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ever get one of those "Somebody wants to meet you!" notes? "Somebody wants to meet you on Mutual Match, but you haven't rated them yet!" I cringe in terror and boredom every time I get one. I know what's going to happen even before I look at the new batch of MM candidates. And I can always tell which one gave me the Yes, because it's always someone WAY WAY outside my search parameters. I make bets with myself. "You KNOW she didn't even read the first paragraph of the profile, right?" "Right, they never do, but maybe this one is different." "Wanna bet?" "No, not really." And then there's the picture, darkened, blurry, ostensibly from Lake Malitoga, Wyoming, might be a woman, might be an ocelot with rubella, it's hard to tell with this lighting -- And she writes: "I dont no whut to right here but I am a funlvoing girl how wooud like 2 mete a man for fun . but know gaem plyers . i live abuv a bar in towne here so if u cume over we can get a drikn and then goe bak upstares and i can show U my colecshun of kmart sundy newspper ads witch i dun bene colectin sinse 1958 witch i stil remmeber becuz thats win my thrid son Dyroydius was bourned . Annythign els u want 2 no u will hav 2 aske ." Tempting, huh?
could be worse...all my mutual matches are of someones ass and my face. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I was just reading a few of the guys profiles and I think they must have gone to the same school!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
MAN,,,LEX,,YOU get ALL the best babes,
How ya doing this weekend?
Hey, Terry, things are good here -- I have a game this afternoon at 2:00 so I will be gone for awhile -- but at least it's better than trying to decipher the Just Say Hieroglyphics I keep running into when I look at MM profiles!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ever get one of those "Somebody wants to meet you!" notes? "Somebody wants to meet you on Mutual Match, but you haven't rated them yet!" I cringe in terror and boredom every time I get one. I know what's going to happen even before I look at the new batch of MM candidates. And I can always tell which one gave me the Yes, because it's always someone WAY WAY outside my search parameters. I make bets with myself. "You KNOW she didn't even read the first paragraph of the profile, right?" "Right, they never do, but maybe this one is different." "Wanna bet?" "No, not really." And then there's the picture, darkened, blurry, ostensibly from Lake Malitoga, Wyoming, might be a woman, might be an ocelot with rubella, it's hard to tell with this lighting -- And she writes: "I dont no whut to right here but I am a funlvoing girl how wooud like 2 mete a man for fun . but know gaem plyers . i live abuv a bar in towne here so if u cume over we can get a drikn and then goe bak upstares and i can show U my colecshun of kmart sundy newspper ads witch i dun bene colectin sinse 1958 witch i stil remmeber becuz thats win my thrid son Dyroydius was bourned . Annythign els u want 2 no u will hav 2 aske ." Tempting, huh?
 We all get stuff pretty similar...but ya know...every once in a while a keeper pops up and then it is important to put your shield down and be able to recognize it...or it just might slip away...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
We all get stuff pretty similar...but ya know...every once in a while a keeper pops up and then it is important to put your shield down and be able to recognize it...or it just might slip away...
Well, the last 1485 or so I've seen, all sound like they could use a keeper, anyway....
Seriously, it would be nice if people would at least take the time to get to know some little minimal something about the person before they decide they want to meet them....because the ones I hear from are always so radically outside of my own parameters for interaction, that it's just a compete waste of time all the way around.... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I dont go near the mutual match anymore......
I dont care how many people have pressed maybe for me!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
Gypsy41
on
Sun 05/25/08 10:23 AM
|
|
We all get stuff pretty similar...but ya know...every once in a while a keeper pops up and then it is important to put your shield down and be able to recognize it...or it just might slip away...
Well, the last 1485 or so I've seen, all sound like they could use a keeper, anyway....
Seriously, it would be nice if people would at least take the time to get to know some little minimal something about the person before they decide they want to meet them....because the ones I hear from are always so radically outside of my own parameters for interaction, that it's just a compete waste of time all the way around....
|
|
|
|
|
