Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 15 | |
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is a cow breeder
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good nite impala, sweet dreams
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the originator of,,"is this thing on?"
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has a 1000 year supply of twinkies in her attic
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wants everyone to beleive he chopped all that wood
and its devil dogs I'll have ya know |
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has weekend "excursions" to public bowling alleys
(since my woodpile has gotten so much grief in this thread, yes used chainsaw, all that wood came from the winter ice storm, all that wood was in my lawn, that was only what I kept, burned a pile twice as large) |
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talks too much
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has a set of seven dwarves working in a mine somewhere
talks too much everyone knows that, not a scandal :P |
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wants to be one of my dwarves
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keeps snapping a whip over my head
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enjoys being whipped
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Embezzeled millions from a crime syndicate - is now in the Witness Protection Program, and is willing to testify against the gangsters she stole from!
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restocks bats in empty bellfries
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He works for Frito Lay as the chip tester..If he thinks it taste bad. he puts it back in the bag...
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loves to eat fried worms
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thinks the works of Edgar Allen Poe are "funny!"
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laughs at Stephen King novels
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Runs Marathons backwards
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teaches kids to read between the lines
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keeps a "neck-massager" in her purse "just in case"
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