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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 15 | |
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is the worlds best lover
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Has a bed full of stuffed animals
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surf the net for stuffed animal porn
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likes to watch crabs fight on the beach
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Fakes falling for lawsuits
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Tortures baby ducks in their basement.
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likes to swim in yogurt
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Really has red hair
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Takes a pic with the computer but never uses it...
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Paints her toenails with a airbrush
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He owns a saturn and everytime he sits in it, swears hes on the damn planet
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gets a "kick" out of spelling her name in alphabet soup
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Tests nuclear tanning beds
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actually believes women that say "size doesn't matter." so much so he had a "reduction" surgery
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Likes to sell his "wood"
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Was once arrested for impersonating "Santa Claus" at a local strip club, he was telling all the working girls "I've got a package for you"
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Damnnnnnnnnn thats a good one bro.
Was my elf assistant at the strip club handing out " Candy Canes" |
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buys cases of tequila just to eat the worm inside
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Helps me drink the tequila
Have another tequila sunrise jasmine 
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drives nake to walmart
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