there was a bussiness man who spent 3 weeks a month outta town so to keep his wife faithful he decided to buy her a "toy". so at the shop he looked all around and didnt find anything that he thought would keep her pleased ... just as he was leaving he noticied a dildo in a box on the counter ......he asked the store clerk about it and the clerk told him it was a voodoo di**. The guy asked to buy it and the man said no its just for display.. the guy asked to see why it was so special and the clerk said... Voodoo di** ....door.. the toy floated up outta the box and went to the door and started to pump the door.. the clerk then said voodoo di** box.. the toy floated back to the box and came to a rest.. after finally convincing the clerk to sell it to him the man took it to his wife and advised her to just tell her where she wanted it to go when the time came around... well 2 weeks went by and she started to get that funny feeling and decided to try it out.. so she open the box and said voodood di** my pu**y.. it floated outta the box and over to her p***y and began to pump her... orgasm after orgasm she finally tried to oull it away but she couldnt.. it was stuck after finally being exhausted shedrove to the hospital to get assistance for removal of this toy.. on her way a police officer noticed her swerving all over the road with every orgasm...he pulled her over and she tried to explain that she had a voo doo di** in her Pu**y and couldnt get it out.... the officer said Voo doo Di** my as*.....

LOL I posted almost the same one. Yours is better though more explaination lol

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