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You're in a crowded bar and the only available seat is the one next to you. You're desperately hoping that one of those handsome guys/gals at the bar, who've been eye flirting with you all night comes over to join you. When the annoying guy/gal you narrowly escaped earlier starts heading toward the empty seat, what do you do?
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knock the chair over so they can't sit next to me
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knock the chair over so they can't sit next to me |
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You're in a crowded bar and the only available seat is the one next to you. You're desperately hoping that one of those handsome guys/gals at the bar, who've been eye flirting with you all night comes over to join you. When the annoying guy/gal you narrowly escaped earlier starts heading toward the empty seat, what do you do? Move my drink to the side and order a new one, to make it seem as though the seat is taken. |
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knock the chair over so they can't sit next to me That is great |
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i doubt that hellkitten would have an empty seat next to her to begin with
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knock the chair over so they can't sit next to me |
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In my best southern forrest gump little boy voice...
*This seats taken* Or I just lie my leg over it and tell them to scram. |
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i doubt that hellkitten would have an empty seat next to her to begin with |
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Show my fangs |
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i doubt that hellkitten would have an empty seat next to her to begin with Only because my BF would be sitting there. |
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I doubt that hellkitten would have an empty seat next to her either.....but if it were me, I wouldn't some annoying ass sitting next to me. I'd have to either knock the chair over or make a fast exit.
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You're in a crowded bar and the only available seat is the one next to you. You're desperately hoping that one of those handsome guys/gals at the bar, who've been eye flirting with you all night comes over to join you. When the annoying guy/gal you narrowly escaped earlier starts heading toward the empty seat, what do you do? Move my drink to the side and order a new one, to make it seem as though the seat is taken. |
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You're in a crowded bar and the only available seat is the one next to you. You're desperately hoping that one of those handsome guys/gals at the bar, who've been eye flirting with you all night comes over to join you. When the annoying guy/gal you narrowly escaped earlier starts heading toward the empty seat, what do you do? trip him |
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I would pretend I had touretts and start blurting out obscenities that were directly aimed at the annoying person or pretend I had OCD and start frantically cleaning the seat next to me while yelling..."GERMS THERE ARE GERMS EVERYWHERE...DAMNIT THIS PLACE IS FITHY AND THIS CHAIR SMELLS LIKE FISH FROM THAT CHICK OVER THERE"
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Give her a huge hug and plant one on her!
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