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1. Always tell a woman that she's looks 21. Even if she's 75.
2. Never tell a woman that she's fat. This will likely earn you a kick in the family jewels. 3. Never, EVER tell a woman that she is wrong. See #2 for the reason why. 4. If a woman asks you if she looks good in x article of clothing, ALWAYS say "Yes ma'am". Never dissent from this opinion. 5. Never, ever, ever, EVER!!!; ask to "have fun" with a woman on your first meeting. You will likely never see said woman again if you do this (plus you will almost certainly earn a few kicks in the groin area, and maybe a trip to the county jail, and maybe a few other npleasantries). 6. If a woman asks you for advice, be there for her. Listen to what she has to say. This will earn you major brownie points with said woman. 7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. Always excuse yourself to either the outdoors or to a restroom to accomplish this task. This is a major turn-off for almost all women. The same goes for burping and belching. 8. Try your best to not use foul language when in the presence of a woman. This is another major turn-off for them. If you must, say those kinds of words in your head. NEVER EVER say them at a level where said woman will be able to hear you! 9. Always compliment the woman. They love this. Say things like "You look great in that dress today! " or "Your perfume smells wonderful! 10. Finally, above all; don't act like a complete jack***. That is all.Good Luck!   
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7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. what if she does it first? |
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1. Always tell a woman that she's looks 21. Even if she's 75. 2. Never tell a woman that she's fat. This will likely earn you a kick in the family jewels. 3. Never, EVER tell a woman that she is wrong. See #2 for the reason why. 4. If a woman asks you if she looks good in x article of clothing, ALWAYS say "Yes ma'am". Never dissent from this opinion. 5. Never, ever, ever, EVER!!!; ask to "have fun" with a woman on your first meeting. You will likely never see said woman again if you do this (plus you will almost certainly earn a few kicks in the groin area, and maybe a trip to the county jail, and maybe a few other npleasantries). 6. If a woman asks you for advice, be there for her. Listen to what she has to say. This will earn you major brownie points with said woman. 7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. Always excuse yourself to either the outdoors or to a restroom to accomplish this task. This is a major turn-off for almost all women. The same goes for burping and belching. 8. Try your best to not use foul language when in the presence of a woman. This is another major turn-off for them. If you must, say those kinds of words in your head. NEVER EVER say them at a level where said woman will be able to hear you! 9. Always compliment the woman. They love this. Say things like "You look great in that dress today! " or "Your perfume smells wonderful! 10. Finally, above all; don't act like a complete jack***. That is all.Good Luck!
Sounds more like how to be a "nice guy". I still say honesty is your best policy. JMO 
Besides, you never "win" her heart, you are given her heart IF she so determines you shall. |
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7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. what if she does it first?  just ignore it.
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7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. what if she does it first? just ignore it.
yes dear 
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I love self help lists....I don't make um...but I love doin the menue thing and choosing from them...thankyou for another good one !!! 
 ~wicked~
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but i always fart on the first date its how i mark my territory ,have you ever farted while laughing ..it sounds like your azz is laughing along with you ....
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7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. what if she does it first? just ignore it.
yes dear
I had to check to see what that little guy was doing .thought maybe you were giving me the finger
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but i always fart on the first date its how i mark my territory ,have you ever farted while laughing ..it sounds like your azz is laughing along with you ....
nice one you win
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7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. what if she does it first? just ignore it.
yes dear
I had to check to see what that little guy was doing .thought maybe you were giving me the finger
you looked at my lil guy?
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7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. what if she does it first? just ignore it.
yes dear
I had to check to see what that little guy was doing .thought maybe you were giving me the finger
you looked at my lil guy?
Settle down or I'll have to come down there and smack you
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Settle down or I'll have to come down there and smack you
yes ma'am 
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Settle down or I'll have to come down there and smack you
yes ma'am
That's better now what was the question again?
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1. Always tell a woman that she's looks 21. Even if she's 75. 2. Never tell a woman that she's fat. This will likely earn you a kick in the family jewels. 3. Never, EVER tell a woman that she is wrong. See #2 for the reason why. 4. If a woman asks you if she looks good in x article of clothing, ALWAYS say "Yes ma'am". Never dissent from this opinion. 5. Never, ever, ever, EVER!!!; ask to "have fun" with a woman on your first meeting. You will likely never see said woman again if you do this (plus you will almost certainly earn a few kicks in the groin area, and maybe a trip to the county jail, and maybe a few other npleasantries). 6. If a woman asks you for advice, be there for her. Listen to what she has to say. This will earn you major brownie points with said woman. 7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. Always excuse yourself to either the outdoors or to a restroom to accomplish this task. This is a major turn-off for almost all women. The same goes for burping and belching. 8. Try your best to not use foul language when in the presence of a woman. This is another major turn-off for them. If you must, say those kinds of words in your head. NEVER EVER say them at a level where said woman will be able to hear you! 9. Always compliment the woman. They love this. Say things like "You look great in that dress today! " or "Your perfume smells wonderful! 10. Finally, above all; don't act like a complete jack***. That is all.Good Luck!
You are right on the money! thankyou for posting that
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1. Always tell a woman that she's looks 21. Even if she's 75. 2. Never tell a woman that she's fat. This will likely earn you a kick in the family jewels. 3. Never, EVER tell a woman that she is wrong. See #2 for the reason why. 4. If a woman asks you if she looks good in x article of clothing, ALWAYS say "Yes ma'am". Never dissent from this opinion. 5. Never, ever, ever, EVER!!!; ask to "have fun" with a woman on your first meeting. You will likely never see said woman again if you do this (plus you will almost certainly earn a few kicks in the groin area, and maybe a trip to the county jail, and maybe a few other npleasantries). 6. If a woman asks you for advice, be there for her. Listen to what she has to say. This will earn you major brownie points with said woman. 7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. Always excuse yourself to either the outdoors or to a restroom to accomplish this task. This is a major turn-off for almost all women. The same goes for burping and belching. 8. Try your best to not use foul language when in the presence of a woman. This is another major turn-off for them. If you must, say those kinds of words in your head. NEVER EVER say them at a level where said woman will be able to hear you! 9. Always compliment the woman. They love this. Say things like "You look great in that dress today! " or "Your perfume smells wonderful! 10. Finally, above all; don't act like a complete jack***. That is all.Good Luck!
 This seems a bit over the top Cy. Personally I don't mind a guy swearing ..
and if I knew you went by all these 'smooth talking' rules then how could I ever believe I really DID look younger
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my list is much shorter - just be yourself
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1. Always tell a woman that she's looks 21. Even if she's 75.How about just telling her the truth, or just say she looks great 2. Never tell a woman that she's fat. This will likely earn you a kick in the family jewels.yeah, tell her 'Chunky' is your favorite candy bar 3. Never, EVER tell a woman that she is wrong. See #2 for the reason why.duh....better not tell me that either, cause i'm always right...just ask me 4. If a woman asks you if she looks good in x article of clothing, ALWAYS say "Yes ma'am". Never dissent from this opinion.just tell her she looks so Hawt you want to rip her clothes off....who knows, maybe later in the evening you will 5. Never, ever, ever, EVER!!!; ask to "have fun" with a woman on your first meeting. You will likely never see said woman again if you do this (plus you will almost certainly earn a few kicks in the groin area, and maybe a trip to the county jail, and maybe a few other npleasantries).duh, you never ask for fun, you create it, silly!!! 6. If a woman asks you for advice, be there for her. Listen to what she has to say. This will earn you major brownie points with said woman.woman don't want advice from you, they want you to listen & support them...they can solve their problems perfectly fine... 7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. Always excuse yourself to either the outdoors or to a restroom to accomplish this task. This is a major turn-off for almost all women. The same goes for burping and belching.I carry a fan for those silent bombs....just in case 8. Try your best to not use foul language when in the presence of a woman. This is another major turn-off for them. If you must, say those kinds of words in your head. NEVER EVER say them at a level where said woman will be able to hear you!I'm a bad boy & my mouth is too...oh, well 
9. Always compliment the woman. They love this. Say things like "You look great in that dress today! " or "Your perfume smells wonderful!I love your body odor!!! Even though Red flashing Sparkles are a bit 4th of july, dear, you look fantabulous....does that work? 10. Finally, above all; don't act like a complete jack***.thank goodness i'm Jayson & not Jack....though i always carry around my friend BoB....just in case
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1. Always tell a woman that she's looks 21. Even if she's 75. 2. Never tell a woman that she's fat. This will likely earn you a kick in the family jewels. 3. Never, EVER tell a woman that she is wrong. See #2 for the reason why. 4. If a woman asks you if she looks good in x article of clothing, ALWAYS say "Yes ma'am". Never dissent from this opinion. 5. Never, ever, ever, EVER!!!; ask to "have fun" with a woman on your first meeting. You will likely never see said woman again if you do this (plus you will almost certainly earn a few kicks in the groin area, and maybe a trip to the county jail, and maybe a few other npleasantries). 6. If a woman asks you for advice, be there for her. Listen to what she has to say. This will earn you major brownie points with said woman. 7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. Always excuse yourself to either the outdoors or to a restroom to accomplish this task. This is a major turn-off for almost all women. The same goes for burping and belching. 8. Try your best to not use foul language when in the presence of a woman. This is another major turn-off for them. If you must, say those kinds of words in your head. NEVER EVER say them at a level where said woman will be able to hear you! 9. Always compliment the woman. They love this. Say things like "You look great in that dress today! " or "Your perfume smells wonderful! 10. Finally, above all; don't act like a complete jack***. That is all.Good Luck!
So you are esentially telling us that lying is the way to get a woman to love you?  I would prefer to be honest and single
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