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Edited by
ladyliz1417
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1. Always tell a woman that she's looks 21. Even if she's 75.How about just telling her the truth, or just say she looks great 2. Never tell a woman that she's fat. This will likely earn you a kick in the family jewels.yeah, tell her 'Chunky' is your favorite candy bar 3. Never, EVER tell a woman that she is wrong. See #2 for the reason why.duh....better not tell me that either, cause i'm always right...just ask me 4. If a woman asks you if she looks good in x article of clothing, ALWAYS say "Yes ma'am". Never dissent from this opinion.just tell her she looks so Hawt you want to rip her clothes off....who knows, maybe later in the evening you will 5. Never, ever, ever, EVER!!!; ask to "have fun" with a woman on your first meeting. You will likely never see said woman again if you do this (plus you will almost certainly earn a few kicks in the groin area, and maybe a trip to the county jail, and maybe a few other npleasantries).duh, you never ask for fun, you create it, silly!!! 6. If a woman asks you for advice, be there for her. Listen to what she has to say. This will earn you major brownie points with said woman.woman don't want advice from you, they want you to listen & support them...they can solve their problems perfectly fine... 7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. Always excuse yourself to either the outdoors or to a restroom to accomplish this task. This is a major turn-off for almost all women. The same goes for burping and belching.I carry a fan for those silent bombs....just in case 8. Try your best to not use foul language when in the presence of a woman. This is another major turn-off for them. If you must, say those kinds of words in your head. NEVER EVER say them at a level where said woman will be able to hear you!I'm a bad boy & my mouth is too...oh, well 
9. Always compliment the woman. They love this. Say things like "You look great in that dress today! " or "Your perfume smells wonderful!I love your body odor!!! Even though Red flashing Sparkles are a bit 4th of july, dear, you look fantabulous....does that work? 10. Finally, above all; don't act like a complete jack***.thank goodness i'm Jayson & not Jack....though i always carry around my friend BoB....just in case 
 I carry around my friend BOB too.....just in case
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1. Always tell a woman that she's looks 21. Even if she's 75.How about just telling her the truth, or just say she looks great 2. Never tell a woman that she's fat. This will likely earn you a kick in the family jewels.yeah, tell her 'Chunky' is your favorite candy bar 3. Never, EVER tell a woman that she is wrong. See #2 for the reason why.duh....better not tell me that either, cause i'm always right...just ask me 4. If a woman asks you if she looks good in x article of clothing, ALWAYS say "Yes ma'am". Never dissent from this opinion.just tell her she looks so Hawt you want to rip her clothes off....who knows, maybe later in the evening you will 5. Never, ever, ever, EVER!!!; ask to "have fun" with a woman on your first meeting. You will likely never see said woman again if you do this (plus you will almost certainly earn a few kicks in the groin area, and maybe a trip to the county jail, and maybe a few other npleasantries).duh, you never ask for fun, you create it, silly!!! 6. If a woman asks you for advice, be there for her. Listen to what she has to say. This will earn you major brownie points with said woman.woman don't want advice from you, they want you to listen & support them...they can solve their problems perfectly fine... 7. Do not, under ANY circumstances; flatulate when in the presence of a woman. Always excuse yourself to either the outdoors or to a restroom to accomplish this task. This is a major turn-off for almost all women. The same goes for burping and belching.I carry a fan for those silent bombs....just in case 8. Try your best to not use foul language when in the presence of a woman. This is another major turn-off for them. If you must, say those kinds of words in your head. NEVER EVER say them at a level where said woman will be able to hear you!I'm a bad boy & my mouth is too...oh, well
9. Always compliment the woman. They love this. Say things like "You look great in that dress today! " or "Your perfume smells wonderful!I love your body odor!!! Even though Red flashing Sparkles are a bit 4th of july, dear, you look fantabulous....does that work? 10. Finally, above all; don't act like a complete jack***.thank goodness i'm Jayson & not Jack....though i always carry around my friend BoB....just in case
Excellent Jayson ... and you know what .. you sound a h*ll of a lot of FUN.   
I guess I'd be a major turnoff to a guy too w/the expletives, cuz altho I don't have a 24-7 gutter mouth, I have my days. Oh ya baby .... 
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So you are esentially telling us that lying is the way to get a woman to love you?  I would prefer to be honest and single
LMAO .. exactly my point right above you. And ya know if I look like sh*t in an outfit for God's sake TELL ME!!!! If a guy who is INTO ME thinks that, what will the rest of America's thoughts be
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It is poss. to tell the truth w/o hurting feelings.
Everyone want to be LOVED & if you LOVE someone, you can never lie to them. Pretty simple guys "LOVE HER" |
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Oh and if your smart...you will never ever blame her b*tchiness on PMS!!!!
 Unless she blames it on pms first!!!
If you do, watch out for the claws to come out...red eyes flashing daggers of pain......straight at your "family jewels"  
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Well here's the deal about PMS for ANYONE who isn't aware ....
GUYS have periods too ... they just don't bleed
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Well here's the deal about PMS for ANYONE who isn't aware .... GUYS have periods too ... they just don't bleed
BRAVO ((judy)) BRAVO and they are just as miserable as women |
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Well here's the deal about PMS for ANYONE who isn't aware .... GUYS have periods too ... they just don't bleed
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Well here's the deal about PMS for ANYONE who isn't aware .... GUYS have periods too ... they just don't bleed
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Well here's the deal about PMS for ANYONE who isn't aware .... GUYS have periods too ... they just don't bleed
Yea Rob !!! What kind of business do you have? You sound like a cool boss.. |
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Well here's the deal about PMS for ANYONE who isn't aware .... GUYS have periods too ... they just don't bleed
BRAVO ((judy)) BRAVO and they are just as miserable as women OH YA But they get away with it because of the 'gender label' of PMS. Not so .. and I'm not buyin it for one second
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Sun 04/13/08 12:08 PM
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Oh hell no and if I see one PMS'ing I call them on it and lock their damn heels. No excuse for men be bltchy, save it for the women folk
Well here's the deal about PMS for ANYONE who isn't aware .... GUYS have periods too ... they just don't bleed
BRAVO ((judy)) BRAVO and they are just as miserable as women OH YA But they get away with it because of the 'gender label' of PMS. Not so .. and I'm not buyin it for one second
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Well here's the deal about PMS for ANYONE who isn't aware .... GUYS have periods too ... they just don't bleed
Yea Rob !!! What kind of business do you have? You sound like a cool boss.. |
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Well here's the deal about PMS for ANYONE who isn't aware .... GUYS have periods too ... they just don't bleed
Yea Rob !!! What kind of business do you have? You sound like a cool boss.. 
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Well here's the deal about PMS for ANYONE who isn't aware .... GUYS have periods too ... they just don't bleed
Yea Rob !!! What kind of business do you have? You sound like a cool boss.. well in today's world who knows ........... maybe we are 
with looks like yours better a lover than a brother 
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if practicing the golden rule doesn't work...I guess I'm just bound to stay single...
I sure don't want to just hear what you think I want to hear... |
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Well here's the deal about PMS for ANYONE who isn't aware .... GUYS have periods too ... they just don't bleed
Yea Rob !!! What kind of business do you have? You sound like a cool boss.. well in today's world who knows ........... maybe we are
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rob already won my heart
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rob already won my heart
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Just deal with it sweetie
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