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Im going to bid 3 grand on my buddy Zilla81
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Imagine what I'd be worth if I didnt tell the electron joke.
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ok.. $5... a cat.. a barbecue with all the fixins, Llary the Llama, an '88 ford fiesta with lift and tow... a pile of stuffed animals.. 2 sheep, 5 backrubs, and bacon. **sorry have to up my bid.. didnt see the geese or the beef... ok fine you can have my stamp collection.. and my collection of fools gold.. along with 23 malard ducks. **headed to pick the flowers from the yard... ok 34 tulips, and a bottle of febreze. |
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Imagine what I'd be worth if I didnt tell the electron joke. |
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Im going to bid 3 grand on my buddy Zilla81 uh oh. |
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OK I bid three back rubs a wek, a foot rub, dinner of his choice 4 days a week, and anything he wants for dessert who's the lucky man.......... who's available? Caam....Mikey.....Zilla.....Wiley.........any other men on the block speak up and be heard.......these ladies are hungry....... |
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im still here
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men ladies love a man who gives a good backrub......... I like giving a woman backrubs. |
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dungonmaster.......show the ladies what you have to offer......
we got a live one ladies...... |
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im still here |
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Edited by
pennyg281
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Fri 04/04/08 10:37 AM
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ok girls, i need a man...stand back...breaking her piggy bank let's see...6..7..8...$8.32, a 97 Mercury Tracer,a lap dance and cookies any of you guys would suit me jsut fine |
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peeks in room looks around at the woman going crazy and walks out
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im still here checking out the profile BRB |
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3 eggs, 1 very large block of mozarella, 1 loaf of Amish bread,
a 72 ford pinto, a 20 gallon aquarium, a tow package for the pinto, 12 geese a laying....(I've decided to keep the Subway coupon).... a case of mayonaise, 1 side of beef and the best buggie we got in the barn, 1/2 pack of Doral Lights, 1 tub of lard and wheels for the buggie. Zilla, I'm starting to question this. Those are some good wheels. |
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Edited by
izzie
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Fri 04/04/08 10:37 AM
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Im going to bid 3 grand on my buddy Zilla81 uh oh. oh and the bottle of febreze i was holdin out.. we can share him.. 2 weeks and 2 weeks.. |
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men ladies love a man who gives a good backrub......... I like giving a woman backrubs. inTyme.........gives soothing backrubs........ |
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ok, who said lap dance?
lol, someone just woke lil Zilla up. |
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