ok im here lets PARTYYYY is anyone still here being friday nite?

at least u didnt say spanky..lol

sebastian ummmm 80s hair rock dude...

ok ok mabey not 80..lol

figurativly that is..lol

18 to 80 blind crippled or crazy i aint picky shoot as long as she has a
pulse im good...

ummmm someone from spongebob..lol

hows it goin tonite guys?

well i was new a month ago..lol

hi everybody im new here

A large, muscular guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks,
they agree to go back to his place. As they are kissing in the bedroom,
he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See
that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She smiles.

The man then drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says,
referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of
dynamite!"

Finally, he drops his boxers, and after a quick glance, she grabs her
handbag and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in
such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was
afraid you were about to blow!"

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work ****tail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes
away from him.
The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare and walked directly
toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude, the
young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked, "What is the condition?"

The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in
just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, reached into her
purse and slowly counted out four $5 bills, which she pressed into the
young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his
eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said...

"Clean my house."

Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be
able to support you.
Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95%
quieter?
A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers will go away.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.

Q: How do you know when a women's about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!

I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts:
"I wanna know your name..."

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want
to shoot it.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
A: 1.No mind.
a: 2.No business.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I
said, "Dust!"

Q: Why do women like intelligent men?
A: Opposites attract.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a women's sex drive by
90 percent.... Wedding cake!!!

Adam and eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Eve had not been there long
and Adam was trying to get a grasp on the female thing, so he asked God
if they could have a talk. God replied, sure your my son and I love you
can ask me anything.
So Adam asked, God you have given me the beautiful flowers and the
sunset....But I look at Eve and she is so beautiful it takes my breath
away... Why God, did you make eve so beautiful? God replied, my son that
is easy, I made her that way so you would love her, Adam replied well,
it worked but I have another question... I touch the cool water and rub
the furry animals and they feel so good to me but I touch Eve and it is
so wonderful my heart almost stops... God, why did you make her that
way?

God replied well Adam that is easy I made her that way so you’d love
her...well Adam replied, it worked, I do, but God I have one more
question and I don't mean to question your wisdom or anything, but God
she is stupid, why did you make her stupid? God replied my son that is
easy I made her that way so she would love you.

kinda looks like saw..lol

Hello out there in puter land anyone around?...

Ok im outa here..and Poof he was gone...

Well i guess ya can but itll run ya 6.99 a minute..lol

Well you guys have fun and dont do anything i would.
See yall tomorrow i hope..

hello again catch