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Thu 03/19/09 11:19 AM
I can do both.drinks

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Thu 03/19/09 10:06 AM
5'9" soakin wet.

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Thu 03/19/09 09:33 AM
Damn, I thought you were showing us you were naked!

Just kidding! spock

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Thu 03/19/09 09:29 AM

Don't panick. Take a deep breath and think of your child.
There is a verse in the bible that says, "and this to shall come to pass".
We all have moments of despair. But from those time we learn and grow. I know it's hard to understand now, but just step back be with family and friends and trust in things getting better. :smile:



Nicely said!

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Thu 03/19/09 09:15 AM
I'm a little confused. Do you want him to be a friend or be seriously into you? You said both?

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Thu 03/19/09 07:25 AM
Welcome waving

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Thu 03/19/09 06:39 AM


I like your username. It's kind of a combination of geek, nerd, dork and jerk. love


It reminds me of the Sex and the City episode when Carrie had sex with the "gherkin" man *small c*ck joke* :laughing:

My girl friends and I use that euphemism when any one of us come across the unfortunate circumstance of a gherkin. sad

When I see a jar of those little, tiny pickles I LMAO! drinker :angel: tongue2


I hope I'm not a "gherkin" man! Any specifications for this?? LOL!


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Wed 03/18/09 02:29 PM

I like your username. It's kind of a combination of geek, nerd, dork and jerk. love


Oookkk. I quess I can be sort of a geek when it comes to computers and electronics? I would not consider myself a nerd or dork. but my soon to be ex-wife would probably consider me a jerk. :smile: happy
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Wed 03/18/09 02:12 PM

Does it count that I was raised on a 20 acre Quarter Horse ranch, and I drove a tractor to disc my arena? :banana:

I learned how to repair a tractor engine, change the oil, and change the plow accessories before I was even allowed to drive a car. Daddy always said I should learn how to drive on our own property before I was let loose on the streets! drinker :laughing:

I am NO super model though! tears


Sooooo Modest!

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Wed 03/18/09 02:07 PM
A man appeared before St . Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St .Peter asked.

The man replied:-

"Yep. On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I then yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the crap out of you!"

St.Peter was impressed.. "When did this happen?"




“Couple of minutes ago."




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Wed 03/18/09 01:56 PM

It is extremely cliche. There is nothing catchy in there except the Porsche line, and that means that is the only thing I remember about your profile.

Long walks, stay in or go out, blahblah.... I am not trying to be rude, but just blunt. Personalize your profile. If it sounds like all the others, (and it does)... it will be forgotten.

I'd suggest at least 2 more pics, sans hat!

Welcome to the site. Please read and post and have fun. flowerforyou


No rudeness taken. Thanks for the input.
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Wed 03/18/09 07:17 AM
Hot Vampire

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Wed 03/18/09 07:12 AM
Thanks

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Tue 03/17/09 02:22 PM
Profile looks great, you can't really be 56! You won't have a problem!
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Tue 03/17/09 01:41 PM
I'll be adding some more photos, but other than that, what do you ladies think? Don't be afraid to be honest. LOL!
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Tue 03/17/09 01:26 PM
Hi, totally new to this, wish me well!
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