Donato,calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come a to work today, I really sick .
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Donato, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.
That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Donato calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great.
I be at work soon...You got nice house !!!

A man appeared before St . Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St .Peter asked.

The man replied:-

"Yep. On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I then yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the crap out of you!"

St.Peter was impressed.. "When did this happen?"




“Couple of minutes ago."

lol