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Tue 03/10/09 11:34 AM
New ailment is easy - finding one that requires a woman to sit on you - that might be tougher.

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Tue 03/10/09 11:29 AM

Now I got women sitting on me whoo hoo thats been awhile !Ithink I'll get a toothache a week !laugh

Well, that'll take care of you for half a year. Then you'll be all alone, and toothless. Not too attractive.

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Tue 03/10/09 11:16 AM
You hold him down Sprite, I'll get the pliers.

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Tue 03/10/09 11:06 AM




You and me both. But if we do find a few -

Don't forget to ask for their papers first. (There's stuff out there that'll kill you!)
You military women and your paperwork .You always need instructions !bigsmile

Instruction I don't need. I got 37 8x10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one ...
Those are from that military manual, Instructions for Dummies !Oh crap look at the time !scared

It's "Alice's restaurant" by Arlo Guthrie

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Tue 03/10/09 10:45 AM


You and me both. But if we do find a few -

Don't forget to ask for their papers first. (There's stuff out there that'll kill you!)
You military women and your paperwork .You always need instructions !bigsmile

Instruction I don't need. I got 37 8x10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one ...

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Tue 03/10/09 10:41 AM
Coward !!!

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Tue 03/10/09 10:36 AM
Edited by skyydogg on Tue 03/10/09 10:38 AM
You and me both. But if we do find a few -

Don't forget to ask for their papers first. (There's stuff out there that'll kill you!)

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Tue 03/10/09 10:32 AM


Bob, What did you mean last night, about the dimes?
I see you corrected your self .It's a big line from the movie Blazin Saddles .I thought you had that one !

I thought maybe you were heading down to Hinckley.

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Tue 03/10/09 10:31 AM
The man's offering to get OUT of bed for you Sprite. It might be a trap!!! whoa

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Tue 03/10/09 10:27 AM

Good afternoon to you too Skyy...waving flowerforyou

How are you doing today?....

I'm good. I saw a lot of grey hair last weekend (lights?) so I dyed my hair this morning. It just sort of redded-up the grey, but I still have some grey.

What's oin your agenda for the day?

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Tue 03/10/09 10:24 AM
Edited by skyydogg on Tue 03/10/09 10:26 AM
Bob, What did you mean last night, about the dimes?

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Tue 03/10/09 10:22 AM
Afternoon Sprite! waving

Star sad2 poor baby.

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Tue 03/10/09 09:55 AM
Edited by skyydogg on Tue 03/10/09 09:56 AM

Not much. Mommas spoiling thier kids. The usuall.

Naw, not spoiling her; just sharing my food. That kid - 21 years old, works 2 jobs, has a 4.0 GPA and will have her second college degree this May.

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Tue 03/10/09 09:21 AM
Aww, poor puppy...

To the dog park, to meet new friends.

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Tue 03/10/09 09:14 AM

laugh

Thanks doll...:banana:



Any time. Spend your weekends with the 20-something boys and you learn a lot (much of it, however, I have to Google.)

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Tue 03/10/09 09:11 AM

Porn!!! Where? Tell me tell me tell me .....pitchfork

The secret is - don't look for. Look for something totally innocous and the porn will find you. If that fails, try youporn.com

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Tue 03/10/09 09:06 AM


Since 1970, I just can't stand Jane Fonda.

This was in the 60's, though. It's ALL good.
And to the poster that said they didn't know about the sailing part... I was flirting with Lexy. Read the posts....laugh noway

Flirting - on the INTERNET? Say it ain't so!! What's next - Porn?

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Tue 03/10/09 09:02 AM





You know, one touch, and you know exactly how it's going to turn out, and then both of you look at each other and say, "oh hell no".

I already have that -- all I have to do is look at what they call their "profile" -- !!

I'm sailing around the ice pond with you, Lexy. No pills....

Works for me. As long as there's Pepsi.

In the movie, Barberella, she (Jane Fonda) has real, old fashioned sex with no pills in this ship that sails on this ice pond, under all these furs. love

Since 1970, I just can't stand Jane Fonda.

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Tue 03/10/09 08:18 AM
The man stripper club

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Tue 03/10/09 06:26 AM
waving