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Mon 09/08/14 02:02 AM
I was thinking about that one thing that someone said back who knows how long ago, they said something like "sometimes I really like doing some things but some things I don't really like to do so I usually just keep doing the things I think I might like." When I heard that I felt like, you know that way you feel when you're like indifferent. I think I might just maybe feel almost certain that was exactly the way I could have felt when I heard that from whats his name with the thing, you know the thing he put in his hat? That guy was one of the absolute people I knew back however long ago.

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Mon 09/08/14 01:56 AM
Uh oh Mikey used a bad word! NO KISSES for potty mouth untill he tastes soap for his crimes against... Uh I'll figure out who that's a crime against later.

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Mon 09/08/14 01:22 AM
I am sorry.

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Mon 09/08/14 01:21 AM



Still looking for the best kisser.........
Funnys wantin tonight Pink


I don't kiss strangers.......lol
They don't get much stranger than me!

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Mon 09/08/14 01:20 AM
I don't mean to toot my own horn but my ex told me I took kisses to a new high level for her. But not ever woman wants to be wowed by just a kiss, different strokes for different folks.

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Mon 09/08/14 01:13 AM
She is laughing.

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Mon 09/08/14 01:12 AM

Far freakin out, accountant?????are you for real dude, glad your not mine I'd sack ya.
I have no room to talk, my accountant is named Wild Will and works exclusively out of the trunk of a old pontiac in the store parking lot. He is always telling me I owe more taxes, he really is wild cause I'm always getting calls from the IRS asking if I know where he is because they are looking for him. Who knows what shenanigans he's up to now!

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Mon 09/08/14 01:05 AM
I'm just trying to make Mikey feel bad Dreamer! I treasure your kisses and I don't think they are out of pity or because of my begging either! Mikey don't you worry about that, I have a feeling chicks dig fake fights over kissing by 2 grown men! It brought Dreamer in like moth to flame! winking

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Mon 09/08/14 12:58 AM
I'm happy then!

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Mon 09/08/14 12:57 AM
I don't need pity kisses! Lol I'll get real ones from strangers! Haha I just walk up and say "hey, these lips aren't gonna kiss themselves!" Works every time! If it doesn't I just show them my secret. That works the rest of the time.

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Mon 09/08/14 12:53 AM
Get a room!

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Mon 09/08/14 12:52 AM
brokenheart I hate this site all it does is remind me that I'm hated by everyone! No one picks ol funny for a smooch on here! I'm gonna go beg for kisses from women on the street!:angel:

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Mon 09/08/14 12:48 AM
Not much, you?

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Mon 09/08/14 12:44 AM
It's me isn't it Mikey?

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Mon 09/08/14 12:43 AM
Young zebras. I finished the game! I win anything?!?

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Mon 09/08/14 12:36 AM
That's four words.

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Mon 09/08/14 12:33 AM


Some of the native elders refer to me as an an "old soul".

When my elders refer to me they say "as soul" I think they mean I'm pure as a soul... But sometimes I wonder. It's probably the same thing right? Right?...shades
Seriously? I can't help but laugh whenever I think about saying this, the sad thing is that it only works in text or else it would be in my standup so fast!

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Mon 09/08/14 12:20 AM

Did you know it was a joke?
That one actually wasn't a joke, I really did get a big ticket after I tried to joke with a cop saying "depends on how long you've been following me". They ask if you know why they pulled you over like they are expecting you to say "must be the bank robbery, right?"

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Mon 09/08/14 12:05 AM

I am up again. Anyone?
I just got to my new hotel but must have missed you, I'll stay on for a bit. I'm waiting on dinner!

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Sun 09/07/14 02:23 AM
Did you know that "depends on how long you've been following me..." Is a bad answer to "you know why I'm stopping you tonight sir?" Cause I didn't. Man did that cop have no sense of humor!

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