Wow I totally forgot he was in that movie! I miss him on Criminal Minds!

I wouldnt put your info up on here. You might get the male escort that services the women of karachi (real post I swear) sending you stuff.

Haha "what you say bro? Brooo what you say? Seriously bro, seriously." It's like jersey shore all of a sudden!

You shouldn't tell women they repel you. I assume that's what you meant with repl. Is that like the standard pose someplace? I keep seeing all these guys with that exact same pose.

Is this a serious question? Are you really asking if you should ruin your sons social life? Theres gotta be other men whose ages are more certain near you that won't torture your son with your sexual secrets.

In the words of Borat, "naughty naughty!"

I usually just look her straight in the eyes and begin crying about whatever pops in my head. Pity sex is still sex friends!

Things must be different there, because here women don't have to use puppy dog eyes and begging for sex, they save that for things I don't want to give them, like a ring. I'm a sucker for puppy dog eyes though, that's a big reason I bought a car and house I didn't even want and was made happy I did! Lol

I'm not sure I understand, 31 year old women are by far easier to start a relationship with compared to 18-25 year olds. In my experience atleast.

Come to Austin Texas! While I was there I had a cop ask me if I needed any help, I told him I was a little lost and he said "oh I know where you're trying to get to! Hop in I'll drive you!" I told him why I was so surprised as he dropped me off at the comedy club, I gave him tickets to that weekends shows and he thanked me and gave me his card and told me if I needed a ride after drinking to call him. I was almost waiting for the beating to start, it never did but after years of living in Denver I assumed he was up to something. That is how cops are in Denver but apparently not in Austin..

I'm looking for my married aunt as well... She took off and won't return my calls, I'm kind of worried so I feel your pain. I hope you find your missing relatives!

January 21st.

I served and lost men, better men than you can ever invent yourself being. I can tell you with certainty the only thing our military brought out of Iraq was bodies, no gold none of whatever else you made up. The gold found was turned over to the Iraqi government the spoils of war you think we brought home are nonexistent, we were able to keep NOTHING. I watched men die and if you even remember what shame is you will stop degrading their deaths by making up insane conspiracy theories! DO NOT CONTINUE WITH THIS YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

There has got to be better ways for you to meet women buddy, this is the "I'm a spy and need your help! It's a matter of life and death ladie!" Routine from True Lies. I witnessed some of what he is reinventing and can say his "proof" is most likely written in crayon. You making a new profile now? Make it on a new site.

The last thing you want to hear a cop say, "drop your coat and grab them toes, I'ma show you where the wild goose goes!" Super Troopers, unless you've not seen it then I came up with that...

When a cop pulls you over turn your stereo up as loud as you can stand it but only once they are already at your window. When they scream "turn the stereo down!" Smile and wave as you drive off, later tell the cop you could have swore they said "you're free to go now!" And that the mouth movements look similar.

While getting a pat down turn to the cop with a seductive tone and say "oh my! Is that a night stick or are you just happy to have me?" This will cause him great fear seeing as how they are always terrified of anyone knowing their homosexual side.

Walk up to a cop and say anything nice or normal. I'm not sure why but they will attack you instantly. This is by far the most dangerous thing to do especially if you do it in Denver, I just said "how's it going tonight buddy?" As I call everyone buddy but the cop shoved me up against the wall and asked if I thought he was a f'ing joke? I told him I meant no disrepect at first but that now I do think he is a joke. I no joke got 10 stitches in my head and a threat in the hospital that I should keep quiet about that and that the brutal thug of a officer was having a bad night. I've since told this story to everyone that will listen, I'm not afraid of police. I've faced scared little men with guns before and won.

Always keep a baggie full of sugar cubes in your car, when a police officer pulls you over see how many you can eat before he grabs your throat. My record is 6.

When asked by a cop "you know why I'm pulling you over?" Respond with "it depends on how long you were following me sir."

Pull up to a cop at a red light, look over and motion for him to roll his window down (whether it's up or not) then smile and ask him "exactly how drunk is too drunk? I mean I gotta be close but just want to check!"

When being pulled over do nothing as asked, doing as asked when asked only breeds contempt within the mind of your average patrol officer. They might not show it but they will respect you more if you hand them a receipt in place of a drivers license. When asked to step out lock doors, when threatened with use of force laugh and say "I'd like to see you try that I really would!" They will accommodate this request purely out of respect of you asking.

They love to be reassured that you know people and will have their badge for what they are doing so yell that as often as possible. (whether it's true or not)
Please feel free to share your own dos and don'ts when dealing with police!

This is for entertainment purposes, try any of these ideas and you might get brutalized by a cop (that does now respect you)

All the single ladies? All the single ladies? Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, well if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it!

You're welcome pinkbunny.

Feel better soon!

You sick puppy! lol

That was pretty vague huh?