We're discussing my awesome profile.

Discuss.

Yup, bask in it ladies.

Thank you. :)

And I was most proud of that.

Man, way too many to pick from. I'll just list the first song that came to mind.


I, Me, Mine


I think I'll listen to it now. Say what you want about Yoko, but the video of her and John dancing to it is like something you would see from a sappy movie. They did love each other a lot.

Lol, hello neighbor.

Thanks!

If I wanted something serious then no. If I wanted a fling then yes. Would you REALLY want the girl you loved to be dealing with that BS that goes on at the club all the time? And what if she honestly prefered that?

In all honesty there are very few that would not be bothered by this at some point in the relationship. How many elderly men are married to elderly women that retired from some form of adult entertainment?

Please keep in mind that I am not saying strippers are bad people. They have gotten plenty of my money. God bless those girls.

Eh, women can be hard to read. If they are coy it can be fun to pursue them. Confident women are great too. They make sure that you give them what they like. It's nice not to have so much guess work all the time. After all, pretty much all women only tell you what you are doing wrong when you manage to piss them off.

I've been all over the states and I would agree with Texas. Dallas girls are win.

Well, you succeeded in grabing my attention.

lol

That's what I'm afraid of...

The oversized t-shirt look isn't so flattering for me.

Yeah, driving would not be such a good idea atm. Anyway, leaving the house would require putting pants on too.

I've been posting in the other areas so I figured I'd take up some space in this one too. Hello people.

Also, I'm out of beer. :(

I found this on an old site. I think they had a good idea. Too bad it's closing.

http://www.ourlandofthefree.org/i_want_my_gitmo_tv.htm

The chimp martyred



Brave bonzo, from forest plucked

Tube in mouth, forced not sucked

Hazardous chemical, forcefully imbibed

Glorious hairspray, you helped provide

Strong Malcolm, stoic and tough

Crash helmet on head, raised mallet looking rough

Downward angle, last sound a grunt

Impact by helmet absorbed, though your head bore the brunt

Little Lucy, wires in your brain

Ignorance of fear, we try to train

Zap one, zap two, no screams we cheer for you

Zap three, zap four, you no longer move and can take no more

Brave chimps, for mankind, you are the best

Though PETA thinks disgusting, they detest

We always love you, we give you smokes

Hand on lever, wires connected from brain to battery

For you, this may be all she wrote

Though for us, we have a new shampoo

Thank you

I'll be 29 in April...