Topic: The Chimp Martyred
Wacodude's photo
Thu 01/22/09 10:30 AM
The chimp martyred



Brave bonzo, from forest plucked

Tube in mouth, forced not sucked

Hazardous chemical, forcefully imbibed

Glorious hairspray, you helped provide

Strong Malcolm, stoic and tough

Crash helmet on head, raised mallet looking rough

Downward angle, last sound a grunt

Impact by helmet absorbed, though your head bore the brunt

Little Lucy, wires in your brain

Ignorance of fear, we try to train

Zap one, zap two, no screams we cheer for you

Zap three, zap four, you no longer move and can take no more

Brave chimps, for mankind, you are the best

Though PETA thinks disgusting, they detest

We always love you, we give you smokes

Hand on lever, wires connected from brain to battery

For you, this may be all she wrote

Though for us, we have a new shampoo

Thank you


pkh's photo
Thu 01/22/09 01:34 PM
flowerforyou welcome to the poem forum

Wacodude's photo
Thu 01/22/09 01:45 PM
Thanks!biggrin

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 01/22/09 01:58 PM

The chimp martyred



Brave bonzo, from forest plucked

Tube in mouth, forced not sucked

Hazardous chemical, forcefully imbibed

Glorious hairspray, you helped provide

Strong Malcolm, stoic and tough

Crash helmet on head, raised mallet looking rough

Downward angle, last sound a grunt

Impact by helmet absorbed, though your head bore the brunt

Little Lucy, wires in your brain

Ignorance of fear, we try to train

Zap one, zap two, no screams we cheer for you

Zap three, zap four, you no longer move and can take no more

Brave chimps, for mankind, you are the best

Though PETA thinks disgusting, they detest

We always love you, we give you smokes

Hand on lever, wires connected from brain to battery

For you, this may be all she wrote

Though for us, we have a new shampoo

Thank you




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Wacodude's photo
Fri 01/23/09 11:22 AM
Thank you. :)