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The Ice Storm...
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just east of tulsa ok and it finally quite sleeting but got about 3 inchs on the roads
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Hairy Men Unite
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The real me! I have a fondness for Sasquatch! Wanna play in the forest? hey my long lost brother i thought all those videos were of me when i got drunk and went streaking through the woods lol |
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Whatcha sellin ?
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LOL
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Topic:
UPS PILOT SOLUTIONS
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LMFAO OH MY GOD I ABOUT DIED LOL
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Topic:
rate my profile
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ok got a few things changed around what do ya think now
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rate my profile
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constructive critism accepted :)
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Ok fine, Rate Me.
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Just be gentle...I'm a sensitive spirit. lol nice profile and very hot everybody keeps looking for mr right im right here they just keep misspelling my name :) |
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Topic:
Now He's President
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careful people are going to call you racist now. white people cant joke about or dislike obama Thats ridiculous. THat race card will always be an issue since he is "half" black. THat shouldnt matter, a joke is a joke. I say..."Say what you want" I think they are funny...period amen to that |
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Topic:
the way out of a ticket
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cop pulls this guy over for speeding walks up and asks for his license and registration the guy says i dont have a licence and i stole this car the cop looks puzzled who did you steal it from the guy say this old couple that i shot cut up and put in the trunk oh yeah the gun is under the seat the cop say dont move backs away draws his gun and calls for backup a few minutes later ten cop cars show up and the police cheif walks up to the car after talking to the young officer police cheif says sir can i see your license and registration the guy hands them over he inspects them sir can you step out of the car the guy gets out the police cheif looks under both seats then asks him to open the trunk he opens it and there is a spare tire in there mr police cheif what seems to be the problem he tells him what the young officer said the guy starts to laugh and say ill bet he said i was speeding too
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Topic:
The Perfect Husband
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lmao that sounds like something i would pull lol
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what do you do if you see your ex in the back yard limping,bleeding, and screaming calm down reload and aim :)
why does mexico not have an olymics team because everyone that can jump,swim,or run is already in the states |
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a seventy year old couple are sitting at the kitchen table one morning and the wife says you know my breasts are still as hot for you as they were 50 years ago when we got married the man says thats because one is in your coffe and the other is in your oatmeal
old man performing oral sex on his wife and said it smells nasty down here she said its my arthritis he said i didnt know you could get arthritis down there she said no its in my hands and i cant wipe my butt |
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hows everyone doing newbie here havent crawled outta my cave in years lol looking to make new freinds
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