cop pulls this guy over for speeding walks up and asks for his license and registration the guy says i dont have a licence and i stole this car the cop looks puzzled who did you steal it from the guy say this old couple that i shot cut up and put in the trunk oh yeah the gun is under the seat the cop say dont move backs away draws his gun and calls for backup a few minutes later ten cop cars show up and the police cheif walks up to the car after talking to the young officer police cheif says sir can i see your license and registration the guy hands them over he inspects them sir can you step out of the car the guy gets out the police cheif looks under both seats then asks him to open the trunk he opens it and there is a spare tire in there mr police cheif what seems to be the problem he tells him what the young officer said the guy starts to laugh and say ill bet he said i was speeding too