Community > Posts By > Mercedes_01
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Bye Bye Bye Have a good day |
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What makes You Happy
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Is Site Double Posting Again????? Reminds Me Of Eiffel Tower Happens to me all the time on here. |
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Redhead or Blonde :)
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Oh Blondey I have better things to do than research who posts what.
Get my drift? |
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Redhead or Blonde :)
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A gorgeous young redhead went into a doctor's office and said that her body hurt
wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" the doctor said. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her hip and screamed. Then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken." |
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My knee
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Timing... is everything
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I always stuff up the punch line
There has been times when I have concentrated so hard to get the punch line perfect I start the joke with the punch line |
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My profile
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send me a message
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Ha Ha?...Na Na
Welcome to Mingle |
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The Eyes Have It...
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They say the eyes are the windows to ones soul.
Stuffed if I know |
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What's your addiction
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I'm addicted to the gym.
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Time pass wala Pyaar
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Prune rolls help with constipation.
Welcome to Mingle |
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Timing... is everything
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Hurdles come to mind.
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I love it..... It's still here so it must be clean enough for the Board Room |
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Yuk
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Thank you for your support, Blondey! It takes a village, even for adults, right? Mercedes, I get what you mean, but there isn't really any way for anyone but her closest friends to know that this is about her. Which means that her closest mates are probably on numerous sites discussing her business. We don't know her from a bar of soap and if you're that close to her then you should know how to go about it not. |
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ol schoolers
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I joined years ago but I couldn't remember my user name nor my email address this time around.
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My first thought this morning was I'm so bloody tired how in hell am I going to have the energy to engage my core whilst I lift my legs for an hour.
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paid dating sites
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Never
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facebook
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That crap is for kids who don't know any better.
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10) The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
9) The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide." 8) The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown." 7) The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" 6) The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it." 5) The Banker because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest." 4) The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em." 3) The Mailman because he always delivers his package. 2) The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. 1) The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots |
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