LOL Dreamingforever, you are not my type, but for the information, for the ladies, my phone number is 12.
I've had that phone number a very long time. SMIRK

Good luck.

You will never know if you do not show your picture.

First, I have to get a message from a lady.
Second when I send a message, the next thing I know, their profile has been deactivated.
Hmmmm, that can mean
A. someone reported them as a scammer. Personally I like scammers and bots. They will agree to
anything. LOL Eventually, I can wear them down or gross them out. I always like the part, "Darling,
I will come to you if you will just send me the money to travel."
B. or perhaps my "sterling personality" became evident and they wanted nothing more to do with me.

And here I was hoping my perfect match would come by and knock on the side of my boat.
Oh well, I guess it is safe for me to leave the boat now.
HA HA

Alas, I am too old.
All my parts are either gone, modified, abused or outlive the expiration date.

MoRosie, now that's funny and so very true. SMILE
Dan.

Is that a trick question? CHUCKLE

And now that AM has been hacked and profiles released to the public, the divorce lawyers are gonna get rich!!

Guess they will have to disassemble it to find out for sure.

metalwing, the thoughts of you in fishnet and lipstick is not the visual I wanted today.
I may have to go poke out my "mind's eye". LOL

I guess I am really old fashion but, I still have an opinion.
I look at a woman and see perfection. Why mess with perfection by inking it at all.

Hmmm, the 30% exit tax is less than the 50% death tax.
So I guess, it is cheaper to "exit" than it is to die.
Lemme plan my escape.
It would appear, if we time it just right, we will plan to exit the US and die in a foreign country, we will save 20% in taxes. What a deal!!

Ah when she is young and beautiful, I immediately suspect her pic as "borrowed".
Then off site, "I usually live in the States but right now, I am stuck in Ghana......"
If you see Ghana, run away quickly and don't look back.
There is no reason a 20 to 40 year old woman would have any interest in me. SMIRK
If I reported all the women who have tried to SCAM me, there would be far fewer women on this site.

I can honestly say, I have not been approached, for sex, by any lady on this site.
Now, does that answer your question?
SMIRK

I have been approached by "supposed" young, beautiful women who fall into the following categories:
Buy me a house.
Buy me a car.
Buy me a motor cycle or scooter
I need money for rent and or food.
Send me money and I will come to you. I counter her request with, I will come get you. That totally ends
the conversation.
Finally, the one that really surprised me was, "I need money to help pay for my daughter's college
education.

I, being more than a few years older then them, aka older than their grandfather, they must believe I am desperate and dumber than a sack full of rocks.

As we all know, all the men in the US are so very very wealthy, with so much money we will gladly give it away without any expectations.

To these ladies, I respond, "I was born at night but not, last night."

I also know, if a beautiful woman knocks on the side of my boat, she want directions to somewhere ELSE.

Ah yup, too many inconsistencies, different state, different country, 3,4,500 miles difference in reported city in the other direction. Makes me wonder about the rest of the profile and person.

Hello and welcome to the 'club'.

Or asks for money.
Or are way too young.

I must really dumb in my pictures or perhaps they think I am desperate. Trust me, I'm not desperate.

What could I do with a 20, 30 year old "girl" other than sit on the edge of the bed and tell her how good I use to be. SMIRK

I can relate to all of them and a few more.
Now, where did I put that?
What was I looking for?

And my famous one.... Going to the grocery store and realizing I left my shopping list at home. This results in buying 27 things instead of the 2 items I went for. I have got to get a bigger pantry.

Holding doors, holding her chair, holding her hand and as our English teachers reminded us, "May I....?"

What Bruce does with his life has no effect on my life.
It is the media keeping this topic alive.