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Mon 01/19/09 12:46 AM






Guess!


I love them. We have them at our zoo.


Yeah, year i was born. Only tat i have is the Chinese symbol for it. Clam, gentle and will rip your heart out in a blink of the eye.

Perfect Relationship, no?


I'm hoping you're meaning calm, gentle, and sometimes feisty.


Suurrreee that's what i meant...

Year of the Tiger.
Month of the Lion.
Feisty would be an understatement.


Now I understand.laugh


So do all my past relationships flowerforyou

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Mon 01/19/09 12:40 AM




Guess!


I love them. We have them at our zoo.


Yeah, year i was born. Only tat i have is the Chinese symbol for it. Clam, gentle and will rip your heart out in a blink of the eye.

Perfect Relationship, no?


I'm hoping you're meaning calm, gentle, and sometimes feisty.


Suurrreee that's what i meant...

Year of the Tiger.
Month of the Lion.
Feisty would be an understatement.

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Mon 01/19/09 12:38 AM

is tapioca an animal???? Cause Im thinking it is.....surprised


You are so cute when you are half asleep flowerforyou

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Mon 01/19/09 12:33 AM


Guess!


I love them. We have them at our zoo.


Yeah, year i was born. Only tat i have is the Chinese symbol for it. Clam, gentle and will rip your heart out in a blink of the eye.

Perfect Relationship, no?

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Mon 01/19/09 12:30 AM



A unibrow!!!surprised


I thought you went to bed!

You just can't stop can you? Can you spell A-D-D-I-C-T-I-O-N???

Btw you have another banana? i'm hungry sad2

One of the "bad things" about this new "being single thing", no one reminds you go to the store.
I cant go to bed because PEOPLE keep asking me all these THOUGHT PROVOKING QUESTIONS!!!explode laugh

Btw......go to the store. You need bananas!!!


Thanks for reminding me now... you are so fired.

Now i'm sad.

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Mon 01/19/09 12:27 AM

A unibrow!!!surprised


I thought you went to bed!

You just can't stop can you? Can you spell A-D-D-I-C-T-I-O-N???

Btw you have another banana? i'm hungry sad2

One of the "bad things" about this new "being single thing", no one reminds you go to the store.

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Mon 01/19/09 12:22 AM
Guess!

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Sun 01/18/09 11:59 PM

*waves* bigsmile


Please do not feed the dogs... if leg humping ensues beat them off with a stick. It's for their good as well as yours flowerforyou

Oh yeah Welcome to the site.

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Sun 01/18/09 11:55 PM

If you find a 5 and you get to know them they can become a 10 in your heart !!


Is that with or without your glasses on??

I know what you are trying to say.. but a 5 to a 10... damn. I'm a romantic, but that's a leap for even me.

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Sun 01/18/09 11:49 PM

I'm originally from MI grew up there, moved here from AZ, I'm used to different weather. lol. And all I said about bill was, he said hi. lol.


feel free to say hi to bill

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/198658

he loves it!

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Sun 01/18/09 11:45 PM


3 words, sense of humor.
2 words,,,NOT FUNNY!































lollaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:









I have a crab shack filled with crabs,,,inside a little crystal ball when ya shake it,,,it snows on my wittle crab shack,,,lol



WOW

here is the line:

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THIS IS YOU CROSSING THE LINE!

i'm scared now.. hold me.

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Sun 01/18/09 11:43 PM


IS THIS BILL


No, I'm not Bill. Sheesh, lol.


Bill says hi


Hi Bill flowerforyou

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Sun 01/18/09 11:42 PM

Herpes is not a joke. It's serious. So is crabs and masturbation.



You are right this is no joke!

So if you masturbate while having herpes.. do your crabs get it?
This is me being serious.


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Sun 01/18/09 11:38 PM

Not really, I lied. I'm sorry but this relationship is going to fast, I mean, I said I love you, and first thing you do is look at this post, how desperate can you get? Seriously. It's not me, its you. Get a life!

I have Herpes, you might want to get checked.:banana:


Herpes and issues.. not a good combo.


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Sun 01/18/09 11:35 PM

bigsmile Would you go for someone you're not physically attracted?bigsmile


How much money are we talking here?!?!?


I mean.. NO OF COURSE NOT. :angel:

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Sun 01/18/09 11:20 PM

In this life we're born with hearts of gold but as we grow old those hearts turn cold

kinda depressing but seen it happen before


The heart of gold is still there.. just tarnished by years of being handled badly.

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Sun 01/18/09 11:18 PM

I would call the FBI.........get that SPIDER OUTTA HEREEEEEEEEEE!!!!rant sad


Don't you have something that weighs about.. oh .. say .. 6.8ish to throw at him?

Give up the banana, save yourself!

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Sun 01/18/09 11:09 PM


:heart: Do you believe in free love?:heart:


bigsmile If you don't,then how much do you cost?bigsmile


Nothing is free.. not even love.

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Sun 01/18/09 10:46 PM
Welcome to the site.

Good luck happy

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Sun 01/18/09 07:13 PM


There is nothing wrong with dating someone because you are bored. Actually making him/her think you are interested when you are not is wrong. If your like on the second or third date, and still doing because you are bored and lonely, there is a problem.


it IS wrong. you are leading the person on for your own entertainment. you are letting them get interested in you when they have no chance. that IS wrong.


WHO WOULD EVER DO THAT?!?!?

Stop looking at me... ok fine, but it was better then sitting around the house. You could also be that persons entertainment as well. No, i never take it to a second or third date with anyone unless there is something there.. i'm bored not evil.

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